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Topic subject | Halle Berry vs. Charlize Theron...objectively? no contest |
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384324, Halle Berry vs. Charlize Theron...objectively? no contest Posted by Basaglia, Tue Jul-08-08 12:09 PM
both are pretty...both are talented...but, one is severely overrated and one is blatantly underrated.
the overrated one can't open a movie for shit and has never broken 40 mill without a big name male lead. the underrated one has...hmmmmmmm. edge: underrated chick
overrated let herself go and won an oscar. so did underrated. edge: even
overrated one looks every bit her age. underrated one looks younger than the overrated one. edge: underrated.
underrated has broken 100 mill 6 times. overrated one...just did it for the second time. edge: underrated.
underrated one can't keep a man. overrated one cuckolds a third tier actor, because she know he ain't going nowhere. edge: even
catwoman vs. aeon flux? let's go to the numbers....okay. edge: underrated.
debut film...jungle fever vs. children of the corn iii (uncredited at that)...edge: underrated
so, as you can see...halle better and more attractive and make better choices.
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384332, Not sure how Charlize is overrated Posted by SoulHonky, Tue Jul-08-08 12:29 PM
Looking at the numbers, Halle gets paid more than her time and again. Berry got 10 million for Perfect Stranger which was the most Charlize ever got paid (for Aeon Flux).
It's sad to see you hating on the African actress.
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384792, i thought charlize was the underrated one Posted by rick, Wed Jul-09-08 06:33 PM
this whole post until the last line.
>Looking at the numbers, Halle gets paid more than her time >and again. Berry got 10 million for Perfect Stranger which was >the most Charlize ever got paid (for Aeon Flux). > >It's sad to see you hating on the African actress.
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384337, http://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/strawman2.jpg Posted by bignick, Tue Jul-08-08 12:52 PM
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384721, and people fall for it everytime. Posted by REDeye, Wed Jul-09-08 03:03 PM
RED http://arrena.blogspot.com
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384346, overrated or not, charlize is a better actress Posted by jahlove7, Tue Jul-08-08 01:38 PM
period.
looks take a look at "x-men".
halle couldn't keep an african accent, and went valley girl by the second one.
halle's a hottie, but let's be honest here, she won an oscar because she did a porno-style sex scene with billy bob.
and hollywood had been waiting to see halle nude for the longest time.
if anything, halle was smart for keeping her clothes on as long as she did.
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384371, "sweet november" says different Posted by Basaglia, Tue Jul-08-08 03:14 PM
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384647, yeah, and halle just killed her role in swordfish Posted by jahlove7, Wed Jul-09-08 11:56 AM
maybe showing her boobs, but that's about it.
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384352, this was a very well-constructed post. Posted by James Peach, Tue Jul-08-08 01:58 PM
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384362, Hmmm Posted by Lyterall, Tue Jul-08-08 02:33 PM
Halle played a convincing crack head in Jungle Fever. And Charlie played a hell of a ugly woman in Monster. But, Halle has a bigger body of work and i want to work her body. So i go with Ms. Berry. Besides, Charlie was so convincing in Monster that i almost threw up. That b!tch was so damn ugly. I couldnt even finish the movie.
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384700, RE: Hmmm Posted by Freedom Girl, Wed Jul-09-08 01:47 PM
Frankly the way she looked in Monster is what charlie's got to look forward to in the future! lol
Halle will always look fabulous even if she lives to be 100!
>Halle played a convincing crack head in Jungle Fever. And >Charlie played a hell of a ugly woman in Monster. But, Halle >has a bigger body of work and i want to work her body. So i go >with Ms. Berry. Besides, Charlie was so convincing in Monster >that i almost threw up. That b!tch was so damn ugly. I couldnt >even finish the movie. > >Lyterall appears courtesy of >Midnight Heat Ent./Planet Ill > >The new album "Stop Looking At Me" coming Winter 2009.... just >waite and listen!
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384764, Prequal to Hmmm Posted by Lyterall, Wed Jul-09-08 05:38 PM
And aint that the f#cking truth. Monster is the reason why i dont find Charlize and "Tuesday Adams" attractive. Or what ever that smutty girl from Black Snake Moan's name is. The actress ofcourse.
Lyterall appears courtesy of Midnight Heat Ent./Planet Ill
The new album "Stop Looking At Me" coming Winter 2009.... just waite and listen!
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384515, charlize in hancock>>>>>>>>>>>either of the two at any point Posted by Cold Truth, Tue Jul-08-08 11:02 PM
on a side note,
i was fortunate enough to get me a girl who was a reasonably close halle look alike, in most ways- body type, build, skin, hair, face, etc...and a voracious sexual appetite to boot. only physical flaw was the fucking nose man.
i have never had a white chick on charlize level though. few of the "type" (they are a dime a dozen here in so cal, after all) but not nice on that level, which to me is a 10.
so i suppose that experience, and lack of, respectively, leads me more towards chralize.
i still think her look in hancock was stunning.
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384522, http://cache.deadspin.com/archives/baps.jpg Posted by DrNO, Wed Jul-09-08 12:17 AM
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384536, RE: http://cache.deadspin.com/archives/baps.jpg Posted by Never, Wed Jul-09-08 01:19 AM
Charlize.
And yeah, Halle was an absolute embarrassment to Ororo's character.
"Do you want to what it's like when lightning strikes a toad?" I was like wtf??
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384543, astronauts wife and devil's advocate = same performance Posted by Basaglia, Wed Jul-09-08 02:26 AM
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384538, smh Posted by Nettrice, Wed Jul-09-08 01:30 AM
in OTHER NEWS
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080709/ap_en_ot/tv_one_convention
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384544, you just mad Posted by Basaglia, Wed Jul-09-08 02:27 AM
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384581, *looks at who just responded to me* Posted by Nettrice, Wed Jul-09-08 08:42 AM
uhhhhh...
NOPE
(your posts are subjective as hell...and kinda disturbing*
lol
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384613, numbers ain't subjective...halle is a bigger draw Posted by Basaglia, Wed Jul-09-08 10:25 AM
i mean, they both got oscars, but i think halle takes it on the strength of her image awards. NOPE, they both african-american.
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384634, whatever rocks your world, fella! Posted by Nettrice, Wed Jul-09-08 11:08 AM
lol
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384540, dat logic! Posted by Deebot, Wed Jul-09-08 01:33 AM
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384563, OHH look Charlize is ugly!! Lets give her an oscar. Posted by Ceej, Wed Jul-09-08 07:32 AM
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384570, pretty much....ricci owned her in EVERY seen, too Posted by Basaglia, Wed Jul-09-08 08:07 AM
and her accent was AWFUL
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384591, Normally I'd agree... but she was TERRIFIC and deserved the Oscar. Posted by Frank Longo, Wed Jul-09-08 09:01 AM
It's one of the best performances by an actress I've seen in my lifetime.
The rest of this post I can get down with... but don't shit on Monster now.
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384593, How bout the nod for that Country movie?? Posted by Ceej, Wed Jul-09-08 09:02 AM
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384604, Never saw it, it looked boring. Posted by Frank Longo, Wed Jul-09-08 09:21 AM
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384882, She was good in North Country ("that Country movie"), but not Posted by ZooTown74, Thu Jul-10-08 08:09 AM
Oscar good.
Wait, I thought you only concerned yourself with objective shit like numbers? ________________________________________________________________________ Scooby-DOO
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384888, When numbers are the only thing that can be used so be it Posted by Ceej, Thu Jul-10-08 08:43 AM
But I'm sure most people feel that Charlize didnt really deserve that oscar nod, where as an MNight discussion is gonna be SO 50/50 its not even worth it
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384584, Neither one of them were dumb enough to work Posted by m, Wed Jul-09-08 08:44 AM
On any M. Night Shyamalan film *not* co-starring Bruce Willis.
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384585, Good point. Their agents are dumn & put em in movies that make nothing Posted by Ceej, Wed Jul-09-08 08:46 AM
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384751, m. night's latest masterpiece is at +70 mil...that's a win Posted by Basaglia, Wed Jul-09-08 05:05 PM
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384865, 19% at rotten tomatoes = masterpiece? Posted by m, Thu Jul-10-08 05:16 AM
show me one top reviewer at rotten tomatoes that called it a masterpiece.
that's some funny shit right there.
when a movie loses 66% of it's business after an awful opening week (considering how much was spent on hyping the film), you're the only person across the u.s. that's calling "the happening" a masterpiece.
in comparison, the god awful 2007 masterpiece (by your standards) "norbit" grossed $35M it's opening weekend ($5M more than "the happening") and fell off less than 50% it's second week. it grossed $95M in theaters... and is widely thought of as eddie murphy's worst film... his performance in "norbit" costing him the only shot he'll ever have at an oscar.
2007 nominated raspberry for worst picture -- norbit. 2008 (soon to be nominated) raspberry for worst picture -- the happening.
lastly, i found it funny that eddie murphy not only one a razzie for "norbit" for worst actor, but he also won worst supporting actor and worst supporting actress.
m. night will surely win for worst screenplay and worst director.
then again, he'll be up against eddie again in "meet dave," so brian robbins will probably win worst director by default. maybe he'll be kind enough to share the award with your buddy.
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384872, RT is like 40 people...thousands have called it a masterpiece Posted by Basaglia, Thu Jul-10-08 07:02 AM
otoh, 25 people or so on RT loved grindhouse and millions of people thought it was a piece of shit.
L for you
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384880, L for anyone that calls "the happening" a masterpiece. Posted by m, Thu Jul-10-08 08:06 AM
in fact, it should be in your sig -- so everyone knows exactly how shitty your taste is in film.
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384887, actually everyone doesn't know what kinda films i like Posted by Basaglia, Thu Jul-10-08 08:36 AM
i leave it to folks like you to assume what kinda movies i see and like.
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384995, 37% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Posted by REDeye, Thu Jul-10-08 04:04 PM
RED http://arrena.blogspot.com
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385006, less than 50% of gindhouse's budget was recouped at the box office Posted by Basaglia, Thu Jul-10-08 04:27 PM
keep your guard up
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384601, except charlize can act Posted by bshelly, Wed Jul-09-08 09:14 AM
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384615, she hit the cut room floor in children of the corn III...that tops BAPS Posted by Basaglia, Wed Jul-09-08 10:28 AM
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384682, how the fuck you got a problem with BAPS now? Posted by bshelly, Wed Jul-09-08 01:01 PM
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384765, BAPS!!!!!!!! Posted by Lyterall, Wed Jul-09-08 05:39 PM
That movie sucked huge. But, if Halle wasnt looking so damn fine with that blonde hair and gold tooth. I would of had her grabbing her ankles.
Lyterall appears courtesy of Midnight Heat Ent./Planet Ill
The new album "Stop Looking At Me" coming Winter 2009.... just waite and listen!
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384650, her name is Charlize, and she's from Africa. Posted by disco dj, Wed Jul-09-08 12:03 PM
SOUL Sister.
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384656, NO! Posted by spades, Wed Jul-09-08 12:15 PM
Geographic location and fucked up english, do not a sister make.
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384730, well, i REALLY need to know YOUR definition... Posted by disco dj, Wed Jul-09-08 03:25 PM
>Geographic location and fucked up english, do not a sister >make.
in MY book ? ^^^that description fits MANY a Soul Sister.
Charlize from Africa.
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384870, 'cism Posted by Nettrice, Thu Jul-10-08 06:07 AM
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384873, Jokes, actually, but let's run with it... Posted by disco dj, Thu Jul-10-08 07:11 AM
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385084, OKAY...player! Posted by Nettrice, Thu Jul-10-08 11:41 PM
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384687, Charlize gets a lifetime pass from 2 days in the Valley alone Posted by jigga, Wed Jul-09-08 01:08 PM
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384699, basically. Posted by 40thStreetBlack, Wed Jul-09-08 01:41 PM
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384718, Charlize's mist-covered ass in Cider House vs. Halle's Swordfish tits Posted by NewBorn202, Wed Jul-09-08 02:43 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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384720, Advantage: Arse. Dem funbags looked a lil droopy Posted by jigga, Wed Jul-09-08 03:03 PM
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384739, she had really small nipples too. Posted by disco dj, Wed Jul-09-08 04:13 PM
I had higher expectations.
*makes the FOH hand motion at TV*
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