355576, imagine it in Charlie Murphy's voice and it's PERFECT! Posted by spades, Thu Mar-06-08 02:19 PM
>Alien 1: Hey sir, what's all that blue stuff down on that >planet? > >Alien General: Man fuck that shit. I don't even want to know. >All I know is we finna go and stick them niggas for all they >got. No homo. > >Alien 1: But since this is a mass invasion and all, and we >have literally hundreds of ships backing this attack, don't >you think we should at least check out that blue stuff, you >know, see if it's harmful? > >Alien General: See now that's why every nigga don't get to the >top. You too bitch-made. Me, I'm a go down there naked as hell >and just run that shit!!! They all goin be like damn, that >playa came and jacked us, even wit his booty all hanging out. >That's how I roll! > >Alien 1: Well okay sir, I still think it's a bad idea but... > >Alien General: Nigga shut up and go get me some funions!
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