HAY HAY HAY, HAY HAY HAY HAAAAAAAAAATE!

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

I'm MAD FURIOUS GODS, EARTHS, doggies. canines, MAD!!!!!!

10,000 BC
GTMFOOHMF!!!!

How did some half original and grafted folx walk they happy ass from
himalaya caucus mountains, down to the Hpy Nile River in a couple of
few weeks, to chase a pink toe, after being interrupted from hunting
mastodons. Because of course, grafted folx exists in 10,000 BC
FOOH!!!!

Only to walk they happy ass through 4 different climates in a week or two
caves and hillsides, plains, tropical rain forest, and desert, to run
down some sail river boats on their way to ship off Bantu Ashanti Swazi
Zulus and Caucuses and Half Caucuses to THE GREAT PYRAMIDS
of "10,000 BC" in a society with almost all Original People but run by
some old decrepit tale wrinkly bitter pasty gay long finger nail having
cracka ass cracka NEARLY 6000 YEARS BEFORE HIS AND HIS PEOPLE'S FOCKING
TIME. I mean, what in the entire MUDDA FOCK???

How is there mastodons with full as fur in hot ass desert nile (which really is
a grass plains and NOT NO FOCKING DESERT YET) just chillin, pulling
up blocks onto DA MRW (PYRAMIDS), you know the shit that PEOPLE
(not no focking aliens, slaves or monsters) built only 4500 years ago?
Ok I know they took a whole lot of "cues" from Finger Prints of the Gods
Orion Mystery Sirius Mystery Message of the Sphinx writing
Robert BauFAIL/Graham HanKOOK Robert TempILLegitimate/John Anthony PEST
(Robert Bauval, Graham Hancock, Robert Temple, John Anthony West)
I know these old black people built they own stuff denying,
aliens helped us advocating, KNEW grows is lazy supportin' quacks
jizzed on they self because of this movie.

Of course an advanced civilization in antiquity that has been fabricated
had to be run by some evil nutcase halitosis having honkified fairy dude
with a bunch of hindu booty kissing quivering hobbit ass indians taking it
in the rear, for his "priest class".

MAAAAAAAAAAAN there was so many inaccuracies preposterousities
twisteries and tricknowlegies in this joint on all sorts of anthropological, biological,
zoological, archeological, astronomical, nautical, geographical, mechanical,
and common sensical levels, I was simply LIVID!!!! LIVID I TELL YOU, LIVID!!!.

I really would have been upset if I had actually paid to see the movie (wink)
How is the Jason Momoa/Ronon Dex moutain dwellers the only people in the
movie with "dreadlocks"????!!!! An they ALL HAVE THEM. Where is the black
people in the movie with dreadlocks TOO?????!!!!!!!!!!!! How they have
sheepish Mastodons, "friendly" big ass teeth having saber tooth tigers and killer
ostrich DODO BIRDS all in almost the same habitat????!!! WTF???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHUH!!!!
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