>
>an appreciation poast.
>
>i shoulda known this shit was gonna be funny
>its matt and trey for godsakes.
>lmao.
>*silently pledges allegiance to south park*
>
>
>*sings*
>AMERICA...
>FUCK YEAAAAAH!!!!
>
>ive been going around singing this on some random shit.
>(sorry justin.)
>
>now im not a big fan of movies. i dont watch em much.
>and when i do, its usually on DVD or HBO 2 or 3 years after
>the fact. lol.
>my hobby is music, and thats where most of my money is spent.
>but i love running into a good, funny ass movie once in a
>while.
>
>
>and this shit was just classic.
>absolutely classic.
>like, 'i might have to go buy this on DVD' classic.
>
>
>key hilarity:
>
>- the total destruction of Paris
>- i.n.t.e.l.l.i.g.e.n.c.e.
>- the way the puppet (carson?) got killed in the beginning
>(lol)
>- how dude was tryinta infiltrate the bar in egypt where the
>terrorists where with that fucked up beard and wearing a towel
>on his head for a turban
>- how they drive thru egypt, destroying every single major
>landmark chasing the terrorists
>- FAMILY. THE PUPPET SEX. LORD.
>
>
>and the QUOTES!
>- "Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by
>blowing up half of Cairo."
>- Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered,
>it would be 9/11 times 100.
>Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
>Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
>Chris(?): Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
>- I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no
>I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!
>- "You in the robes, put down the weapon of mass destruction
>and get on the ground. You're under arrest."
>- "We've got a job to do. Let's go police the world."
>(hahahah!!)
>- Gary: "I really like you. There's no chance we can ever be
>together?"
>Lisa: "Only if you can promise me you'll never die."
>Gary: "You know I can't promise that."
>Lisa: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
>*pause*
>Gary: "I promise. I will never die."
>- (i had to search for this one...)
>"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the
>Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
>Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.
>But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit
>on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes
>their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a
>dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck
>too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a
>pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full
>of shit that they become assholes themselves... because
>pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know
>much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you
>don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks
>and pussies all covered in shit!"
>
>
>
>
>this is the best movie to happen to me since 'knocked up'
>(thanks dawgeatah. :D)
>
>wow.
>is baseketball this funny? (doubt it.)
>and can ANYONE suggest any films like this worth watching?
>
>thanks.
>
>
>


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