Because I don't really hate any of those things. I just wanted to be accepted by the hater community. I didn't care what I said or who I hurt. I know this doesn't mean much, if anything, but please believe me that I'm sorry for what I wrote. I'm... I'm sorry for everthing.

*Gives ashamed glance to girl romanced under false pretenses, then turns and walks away from speechless crowd of prom goers*