301692, this is the most perfect description of chris hansen ever written
Posted by theprofessional, Sun Jul-22-07 07:58 PM
>The trick is that he reads them in a way where he seems not
>entirely sure what sex or the english language is. Nice and
>slow, really letting the words marinate in the air. Somewhat
>perplexed but never visibly disturbed.
>
>"...And then... BigBaldBabyFuckr47 - that would be you, Phil,
>correct?"
>
>"Here you said 'I want you to cook me some ...pancakes. I want
>you to watch me have sex with the pancakes. I want you .....
>to call me ........Mrs. Butterworth'...."
>
>
>"That doesn't sound like friendly conversation to me,
>Phil..."
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