301140, you think To Catch a Predator has jumped the shark already?
Posted by buckshot defunct, Fri Jul-20-07 12:50 PM
They could spice it up a bit. Maybe Chris needs a sidekick? Someone to play good host/bad host with? Chris would be the 'good host'... after all he made the brownies. Then they could get a real hard ass for him to play off of. Is Sam Donaldson still alive? He'd be perfect...
Chris: Sit down, sit down... have some brownies.
Sam: This guy makes my skin crawl...
Chris: Oh! Hold on let me see if there's milk...
Sam: You are SO lucky there are cameras here, buddy. SO lucky.
Chris: I hope 2% is okay...
Sam: You know what they do to guys like you in prison, right? Do ya? Huh?
Chris: Not bad, huh? It's my grandma's recipe. Of course she used coconut oil. I prefer flaxseed. It's all about those omega 3's.
Sam: There's gonna be PLENTY of lovin' where you're going, Jack. PLENTY-O-LOVIN'.
Chris: ...And I use unsweetened cocoa powder as a calorie-trimming chocolate substitute. You really can't tell the difference, can you?
Sam: Yeah, Chris here baked you brownies. You wanna know what I baked you? A cake. A CAKE OF PAIN. HOLD ME BACK HANSEN!!!!!!
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