Everything starting with Armageddon and going forward has been pretty bad, imo

Yeah, Armageddon has some strong points, but it was undermined by the chop-socky editing and lame plotting

Bad Boys II was bloated and overlong by a good 30 minutes, though Martin and Will were comedic gold

Pearl Harbor was pretty bad, and not because it had Affleck in it

The Island was flat-out horrible

Yes, it was

But I don't bedgrudge the man

He digs big, boombastic movie spectacle

Which, even in my advancing age, I can still appreciate

I'm eager to see Transformers

But not because of the name Michael Bay
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