she'd go away for 3-5 years, maybe do theater or maybe work on producing good projects instead of starring in them. then she'd come back after the hiatus, still only in her mid-20s but long after everyone had stopped asking "whatever happened to lindsay lohan?" in a major, but totally unrecognizable role and surprise the hell out of everyone. but she won't do that, cause there's a big, big difference between saying you wish people would take you seriously and really wanting them to take you seriously.