Eddie..."Best Defense"...no defense

Jack...that muhfucka made "Wolf"...I bout cried when I rented that. Him and Spader were acting so stupid in that makeup.

Walken..."Click"...he finally became a parody of himself

Denzel..."Virtuosity"...Crowe fault. NOPE! his fault.

Parker Posey..."Superman Returns"...no comment.

i got more but i'm watching basketball.

clooney: the homoerotic batman jawn

cheadle: mission to mars, dogg? word? fuck was on yo bird? (dis)honorable mention for that robert townsend superhero jawn

sean p: the shit w/ j lo. FOH.

morgan: that one shit where it wouldn't stop raining. basura.

norton: smoochy.

hackman: all them supermans. bleh.

p.s. hoffman: shit w/ de niro where he played the homo. he was good in it tho.

that's all i can think of.

that shit is *fantastically* good

I remember coming in here once saying Death to Smoochy is one of the most underrated films about and hilarious. BUT got totally clowned. I went back and saw it again not high as fuck and realised maybe I'd 'made a huge mistake' (C)Arrested Development. Actually though I think its somewhere in between. Its supposed to be ridiculous and it is. I mean its no classic but its good fun.

in Manchurian Candidate

Denzel Washington in Carbon Copy.

that was bad even for an 80's Comedy. And 80's comdeies are by law obligated to be bad.

>Walken..."Click"...he finally became a parody of himself

This happened way before Click.

Denzel Washington- The Mighty Quinn

Larry Fishburne- Quicksilver

Val Kilmer- Batman Forever

Morgan Freeman- Driving Miss Daisy


Steven Spielberg- The Goonies/AI


Harrison Ford- Air Force One, and that lame shit with Anne Heche (tie)

Sean Connery- now that I think about it, he's made a LOT of shitty movies. But I'll go with The Rock

Stanley Kubrick- AI. I know he was dead, but they put his name on it...

I don't get that.

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No Corner Left Behind

might have been the most bout it prez in a movie

AND Indiana "bitch betta have my Artifacts" Jones.

The Goonies, b?

Air Force One, joe?

And The Rock was actually an enjoyable Michael Bay movie

But hey, it's cool, it's your opinion...
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"Would you get your face out of that computer? Life is happening all around you, and you're watching the commentary."
- Danny (Bradley Whitford), Studio 60 (yep!)

the goonies? word?

yeah...I AM an old fart.






you kids and your damned "Goonies" better stay the hell off my grass...

>Steven Spielberg- The Goonies

>Denzel Washington- The Mighty Quinn

Opps; with everyone dishing on you about picking The Goonies, I didn't see that you mentioned this one earlier. Wish I could edit out my reply below since you mentioned it first.

Jim Carrey - Once Bitten, Batman Forever
Nicholas Cage - Peggy Sue Got Married





"Got more style than a pimp wearin' pink python pumps, pushin' a purple Cadillac..."

- Reese Del Uno AKA Chuck Taylor (Bleu Collar)

I'll start off with actors.

Laurence Fishburne-Event Horizon
Angela Bassett-Supernova

Directors...

Spielberg-1941
Kubrick-Eyes Wide Shut (his only bad movie IMO)
Scorsese-Bringing Out the Dead
Coppola-Jack
Singleton-Either Poetic Justice or Shaft remake



"Being the bigger man is overrated." -- Huey (The Boondocks)

myspace.com/dozingoff

but it's the worst Denzel movie I can think of.
Somebody said Death to Smoochy(which I actually kinda like), but it's gotta be Kissing a Fool for Ed Norton.
Hudson Hawk has to be the worst Bruce Willis movie.
Excess Baggage for Benicio del Toro.
Batman Forever and Batman and Robin for everyone involved.
The Sixth Day for Arnold.
Nothing But Trouble for John Candy.
Gangs of NY for Scorcese.
Intolerable Cruelty for the Coens.
Woody Allen has some bad ones, Curse of the whatever being the worst I've seen.
Ridley Scott's recent one sounds like his worst.

>Hudson Hawk has to be the worst Bruce Willis movie.

Not even close.

The Whole Ten Yards
The Jackal
Mercury Rising
Last Man Standing
Striking Distance
Look Who's Talking Too
Mortal Thoughts
The 5th Element

The list goes on & on

>Intolerable Cruelty for the Coens.

That was better than The Man that Wasnt There

>Ridley Scott's recent one sounds like his worst.

Not Kingdom of Heaven right?

yes it was.

I've always thought that was one of the most over criticised films around. I love that film. I mean its totally mindless. But really good fun, and 10 times better and more stylish than 99% of action flicks. Plus it got Gary Oldman.

>>Hudson Hawk has to be the worst Bruce Willis movie.
>
>Not even close.
>
>The Whole Ten Yards
>The Jackal
>Mercury Rising
>Last Man Standing
>Striking Distance

Those are all mediocre-bad films but none of them are Hudson Hawk bad.

>Look Who's Talking Too

Voicework hardly counts

>Mortal Thoughts

Never heard of this one.

>The 5th Element

I liked it.


>The list goes on & on
>
>>Intolerable Cruelty for the Coens.
>
>That was better than The Man that Wasnt There

I might have to agree with you on this but I feel like I should see that one again.

>>Ridley Scott's recent one sounds like his worst.
>
>Not Kingdom of Heaven right?

KOH is not a bad movie and most of the problems with that movie are Orlando Bloom's fault. Would you rather watch a war epic with a crappy lead or a lame ass dramedy about a banker who inherits a vineyard and still bitches about it?

>>>Hudson Hawk has to be the worst Bruce Willis movie.
>>
>>Not even close.
>>
>>The Whole Ten Yards
>>The Jackal
>>Mercury Rising
>>Last Man Standing
>>Striking Distance
>
>Those are all mediocre-bad films but none of them are Hudson
>Hawk bad.

Hudson Hawk is 1 of those purposely bad movies that I found enjoyable

>>Look Who's Talking Too
>
>Voicework hardly counts

Fair enuff

>>Mortal Thoughts
>
>Never heard of this one.

Bruce wishes he hadnt either

>>The 5th Element
>
>I liked it.

I wanted 2 but I fell asleep

>>The list goes on & on
>>
>>>Intolerable Cruelty for the Coens.
>>
>>That was better than The Man that Wasnt There
>
>I might have to agree with you on this but I feel like I
>should see that one again.
>
>>>Ridley Scott's recent one sounds like his worst.
>>
>>Not Kingdom of Heaven right?
>
>KOH is not a bad movie and most of the problems with that
>movie are Orlando Bloom's fault.

I normally wouldn't cut dude any slack but I thought this was a perfect role for him.

Would you rather watch a war
>epic with a crappy lead or a lame ass dramedy about a banker
>who inherits a vineyard and still bitches about it?

Well if Marion Cotillard is listening 2 the bitching I'm all ears

>>The Sixth Day for Arnold.

>Intolerable Cruelty for the Coens.

and I think "intolerable Cruelty" is hilarious. If i "have" to choose a bad Coen brothers flick (which is like having bad sex, i.e. you STILL had a good time), it'd be:

Barton Fink

> but it's the worst Denzel movie I can think of.

being that I was born in Jamaica, The Mighty Quinn is a Denzel movie I despise far worse than Virtuosity. I've never seen it, but the first movie Denzel was in I believe, Carbon Copy, looked like it was horid as well.

I just watched Excess Baggage today, and honestly this movie wasn't that bad. Hell, it wasn't even bad. Sure, it seemed like about three or four scenes were missing and others maybe rushed, but production quality-wise it was a nice-looking film, a mid-90's nice-sounding film, with cause for a couple out-loud intentional chuckles, and reputable chemistry between the leads (and between Walken and BDT even). Del Toro of course kept the picture alive and interesting when it could have gone real bad, but I was surprised at how inoffensive and watchable it actually proved to be, especially with all the bad write-ups it's gotten over the years. (I think people were just tired of Alicia Silverstone already by '97 and wanted to trash her pet project to pieces.)

Anyway, it was definitely a better film than Swimming with Sharks, The Fan, or even 21 Grams (21 Grams might have had higher aspirations than EB, but it also had much greater failings).


>Excess Baggage for Benicio del Toro.

had me so angry i abused the screen on the way out of the theatre

Jokes

Walkens BEEN a caricature of himself for some time now.

.

"I'm nobody's bitch!"

Although, I haven't seen as many kung fu movies as shockzilla so I'll take his word for it.

"Being the bigger man is overrated." -- Huey (The Boondocks)

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then again, that might be Jet Li's worst too...

lemme ad:
pacino - gigli

it was Richard Donner

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all you 80's babies can fall back.