the internet is a money tree that will bring them untold millions?

The internet is mugfuggers like us with too much time on their hands trying to be clever. We don't make anyone money, we don't even make ourselves money. If we did we'd be swimming in pools of gold coins instead of posting on OKP. WTF made them think we're mainstream America?

We hyped a FILM, they hyped the PROFITS. I don't know why New Line gassed up their expected profits, but I know why I gassed up the film. A snake bit a tittie!

I got my money's worth.