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159953, "If I could trade places with ANY (film related) celebrity, I would choose ...."
Posted by janey, Mon Mar-06-06 06:04 PM
Complete the sentence.

For me, Werner Herzog. He has way too good a time for me to not want to live his life.

I mean, assuming arguendo that the role of Jessica Alba isn't available.





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159957, Roman Polanski
Posted by Deebot, Mon Mar-06-06 06:08 PM
161040, always wanted to have anal sex with a 14 year old girl?
Posted by mc_delta_t, Thu Mar-09-06 01:46 PM
161085, ^^^typed what we all were thinking
Posted by jigga, Thu Mar-09-06 03:27 PM
161146, WHAT!? OMG YOU'RE SICK
Posted by Deebot, Thu Mar-09-06 05:46 PM
I just meant i wanted to be a good director, jeez. Sorry if i gave the wrong impression.....Lol
161137, Yikes.
Posted by kurlyswirl, Thu Mar-09-06 05:12 PM
I'm hoping this was a joke. Otherwise, you need to explain yourself. lol

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161147, I'm surprised you have to ask, lol
Posted by Deebot, Thu Mar-09-06 05:47 PM
>I'm hoping this was a joke. Otherwise, you need to explain
>yourself. lol
159958, Mr. Marcus (for obvious reasons...)
Posted by disco dj, Mon Mar-06-06 06:08 PM
well what was I supposed to say? George Lucas?

159963, yeah, Herzog
Posted by DrNO, Mon Mar-06-06 06:26 PM
although he says he doesn't really seek fun.

Second choice would probably be George Clooney, the guy's got it ridiculously made all around. Fuck that guy!
159965, Co-sign
Posted by Premiere, Mon Mar-06-06 06:29 PM
>Second choice would probably be George Clooney, the guy's got
>it ridiculously made all around. Fuck that guy!
159967, reminded me of Stewart's line last night
Posted by Deebot, Mon Mar-06-06 06:31 PM
>Second choice would probably be George Clooney, the guy's got
>it ridiculously made all around. Fuck that guy!

"winning supporting actor....thats the type of thing that could really get a guy laid."

lol.
159968, I should only hope to be as cool as George Clooney some day.
Posted by Ryan M, Mon Mar-06-06 06:33 PM
160879, Fitzcarraldo commentary
Posted by Sponge, Thu Mar-09-06 02:07 AM
Gotta love Herzog, LOL.
160029, George Muthafuckin' Clooney.
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Mar-06-06 08:15 PM
No, that really is his middle name. He said it himself.

And I know he's all "Hollywood" and all, but whatever. He's genuinely a cool dude, from what I hear.
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160033, plus how cool would it be
Posted by janey, Mon Mar-06-06 08:24 PM
to have Rosemary Clooney as your aunt.
160042, Well, to have had... you know she passed, right?
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Mar-06-06 08:49 PM
It would have been cool...
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160891, fuck his mumbling ass
Posted by silentnoah, Thu Mar-09-06 03:52 AM
i cant understand a word he says
161138, Who cares what he's saying?
Posted by kurlyswirl, Thu Mar-09-06 05:13 PM
His voice is sexaaaaaay.

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161140, slightly off-topic
Posted by johnny_domino, Thu Mar-09-06 05:20 PM
That's his voice in the budweiser commercials, isn't it? 'Cause if so, that's the first real strike against him in a long time.
161142, Hmm...I'm not sure I've seen any of those.
Posted by kurlyswirl, Thu Mar-09-06 05:27 PM
I'll look out for that.

>That's his voice in the budweiser commercials, isn't it?
>'Cause if so, that's the first real strike against him in a
>long time.


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161249, Yes, that is his voice, and why is that a strike?
Posted by ZooTown74, Fri Mar-10-06 03:59 AM
Cause Bud is a nasty beer or something? Well, nasty or not, they got enough money to pay Clooney...
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164965, well of course they have enough money to pay him
Posted by johnny_domino, Mon Mar-20-06 08:14 PM
I don't fault him for the Ocean's sequels, but Bud is a shitty beer, if he really needs money like that why not do Japanese commercials?
165174, It's not Santori Time yet
Posted by jigga, Tue Mar-21-06 01:16 PM
>I don't fault him for the Ocean's sequels, but Bud is a
>shitty beer, if he really needs money like that why not do
>Japanese commercials?

He'll do those once he's washed up
161211, Me Too
Posted by SammyJankis, Thu Mar-09-06 11:07 PM
160037, Jessica Alba...
Posted by Brian Dawkins, Mon Mar-06-06 08:31 PM
And I would lay in bed and play with my tits and rub my clit all day long...

That's whats up
161210, fuck that
Posted by SammyJankis, Thu Mar-09-06 11:05 PM
i wanna be the dude that's fucking jessica alba
160050, Ryan Phillippe
Posted by B9, Mon Mar-06-06 09:16 PM
You could be a subpar, melodramatic one-character actor married to a breadwinner, get away with doing little indie parts and still called a "great actor" mearly because you're just slightly less talented than your wife, who is hot in a good-to-come-home-to-for-20-years sort of way.
Jab taken.

160055, hard choice
Posted by clarion, Mon Mar-06-06 09:28 PM
1. LaTanya Richardson

2. Jada

3. Ben Kingsley

4. some french guy whose name is exscapin me
160069, Mos Def
Posted by Smokey Stayhigh, Mon Mar-06-06 10:00 PM
so I can make another blackstar album happen

he's a great actor too, so thats a bonus



2nd choice...Leonardo DiCaprio

i would get back with my brazilian model girlfriend then star in yet another scorcese movie


honorable mention- Ray Liotta

for no other reason that I like most of his movies a lot (this call for a no homo? probably not, but just to make sure NO HOMO)
160075, If so, than OK Sports may be the gayest forum on the net
Posted by Premiere, Mon Mar-06-06 10:06 PM
>honorable mention- Ray Liotta
>
>for no other reason that I like most of his movies a lot (this
>call for a no homo? probably not, but just to make sure NO
>HOMO)
160078, angelina jolie 6 months ago
Posted by AnaStezia, Mon Mar-06-06 10:11 PM
but not now, and definitely not during the Billy Bob years
160112, but id definately be Billy Bob during the Angelina years
Posted by gusto, Mon Mar-06-06 11:41 PM
163485, RE: but id definately be Billy Bob during the Angelina years
Posted by okayrecorder, Thu Mar-16-06 04:46 PM
>

Or during a couple scenes in Monsters Ball
160115, Jack Nicholson
Posted by SoulHonky, Mon Mar-06-06 11:47 PM
Great movies, great ladies, courtside seats.
160116, basically
Posted by Deebot, Mon Mar-06-06 11:48 PM
160245, he's still the coolest celeb in Hollywood.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Mar-07-06 11:54 AM
they all bow to him.
380907, take away his fucked up family hisory and he's flawless
Posted by dunk, Mon Jun-23-08 04:33 AM
still top pick along with clooney.
160119, Angela Basset...or Lucy Liu
Posted by NaijahGirl, Mon Mar-06-06 11:51 PM
160130, Tony Leung.....or Robert De Niro....
Posted by Sponge, Tue Mar-07-06 12:16 AM
Tony's performances are evident. Don't have to be a tall Asian man or have a long martial arts background.

De Niro for being able to be a quiet man and not have it held against him like it's some sort of sickness or unwanted quality...to keep to himself and not be labelled a jackass or jerk...to be able to keep his private life out of the public and still be known...not to have to do various PR things to be relevant or do "star" things to be thought of as a "star."
160194, Leung
Posted by Samurai_Shampoo, Tue Mar-07-06 09:02 AM
yeah, i'd like half the women in the world as my fan base
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160177, gotta be clooney
Posted by Ceej, Tue Mar-07-06 07:58 AM
160278, Gotta give you another co-sign
Posted by mrhood75, Tue Mar-07-06 01:08 PM
Great actor, great career, very intelligent, gets along with everyone, and gets more ass than a toliet seat.
160244, Jack Nicholson in the 1970s.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Mar-07-06 11:53 AM
160901, my answer exactly. nm
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160266, is this a man-crush post or most admired body of work post?
Posted by will_5198, Tue Mar-07-06 12:52 PM
anyway, I'm taking Salma-era Ed Norton
160280, I thought of it as a body of work
Posted by janey, Tue Mar-07-06 01:10 PM
which is why I said Jessica Alba or if she's not available then Werner Herzog. Body of work means whatever you want it to, in that sense.

lol
160284, you didn't see her at the Oscars.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Mar-07-06 01:17 PM
she needs to eat a sandwich. she's become 1 of those waif-thin scary looking women. i liked her before when she was thin but not skeletal. i'm not mourning the loss of her body like i mourn the loss of Lindsay Lohan's. it's not as much of a loss but it's still a loss.
160299, yeah she got a lil thin
Posted by will_5198, Tue Mar-07-06 01:39 PM
160315, to tell the awful truth
Posted by janey, Tue Mar-07-06 02:16 PM
I don't even know what she looks like. I was using her name as a kind of archetype.
160313, suprised no ones saying Brad Pitt
Posted by amplifya, Tue Mar-07-06 02:16 PM
get to fuck angelina jolie and jennifer aniston and be in movies like se7en meet joe black etc.

i'm guessing either its a cliche response or yall really hate fight club THAT much

also..michael douglas so i could hit catherine zeta jones, or nick cannon *shudder* to hit christina milian
160317, Pitt should be crushing finer hoes
Posted by will_5198, Tue Mar-07-06 02:19 PM
not to say he doesn't, but Aniston is not *that* bad

I see hotter white girls than her every day

only plus is she had her own paper
161187, jenny is average, for real. angelina on the other hand
Posted by Cold Truth, Thu Mar-09-06 08:20 PM
that bitch can get it.
378779, ^^^^ Screen name noted. n/m
Posted by jadedeejay, Sat Jun-14-08 08:25 PM

"Fuck the streets!"

-?uestlove

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160320, I guess I shouldn't be surprised
Posted by janey, Tue Mar-07-06 02:23 PM
that this quickly devolved into wanting to be someone based on who they smash.

I thought it was evident that I was joking about Jessica Alba.
160328, Vincent Cassel or Colin Farrell
Posted by jigga, Tue Mar-07-06 02:49 PM
Flip a quarter.

If you know who Cassel is married to then no further quesitons need be asked.

And besides Colin's well known track record of dames he's "entertained" off the set, Gong Li is his love interest in Miami Vice & rumor has it that he also appears along side a fully nekkid Salma Hayek in 2 scenes in their upcoming movie.

I'm not picky. I'll leave it up 2 fate if I could trade w/ either 1 of those cats.
160892, Christopher Doyle
Posted by 6FeetDeepInThought, Thu Mar-09-06 03:56 AM
Guy travelled the world for years taking odd jobs, before finding his calling in photography/cinematography. What a dream that'd be...
160896, Edward Norton while he was fucking Salma
Posted by RobOne4, Thu Mar-09-06 06:17 AM
164185, stealing my shit
Posted by will_5198, Sat Mar-18-06 10:38 PM
160897, Johnny Depp
Posted by araQual, Thu Mar-09-06 06:30 AM
V.
161101, co-sign on Depp
Posted by dba_BAD, Thu Mar-09-06 04:18 PM
I'll bet that dude has a cool life.
160902, Whoever's doin Gabrielle Union at the time
Posted by JFrost1117, Thu Mar-09-06 07:09 AM
161014, Warren Beatty's fingertips- LOL !
Posted by themn, Thu Mar-09-06 12:20 PM
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161028, Morgan Freeman
Posted by spenzalii, Thu Mar-09-06 01:11 PM
Because he is just that dude

Runner ups to Clint Eastwood (Outlaw Josie Wells days) and Kevin Spacey
161037, Reese Witherspoon
Posted by Shelly, Thu Mar-09-06 01:31 PM
29 million a film. And I think her husband kinda cute.

*sigh* There are no black actresses out there doing as well.

If I was a dude I would go with Samuel L.Jackson, Brad Pitt or George Clooney.


Shit happens
161141, Yeah, I thought of her, too.
Posted by kurlyswirl, Thu Mar-09-06 05:26 PM
She's talented, cute, and seems like a genuinely nice person. She's got great fashion sense, too. I don't think I've ever seen her on a worst-dressed list.

>29 million a film.

Yeah, I heard that, too. That's crazy! I don't think even Julia Roberts was pulling that back when she was getting all those roles.


>And I think her husband kinda cute.

Yeah, he's cute. Too bad he's a pretty crappy actor. What I really like about him, though, is he seems to be really supportive and proud of Reese's success and not at all envious. Essentially being a house hubby, with a wife who pulls 20-some mil a pic? He's a lucky man. lol




>
>*sigh* There are no black actresses out there doing as well.
>
>If I was a dude I would go with Samuel L.Jackson, Brad Pitt or
>George Clooney.
>
>
>Shit happens


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165262, Julia isn't pulling that now, is she?
Posted by cskncream, Tue Mar-21-06 04:27 PM
>>29 million a film.
>
>Yeah, I heard that, too. That's crazy! I don't think even
>Julia Roberts was pulling that back when she was getting all
>those roles.

Reason I ask is because I thought I heard that Julia's highest was 20 mil and that Reese just surpassed her as the highest paid female actress.

I could be very wrong, though.
161107, Michael Douglas.
Posted by phenompyrus, Thu Mar-09-06 04:29 PM
This guys has had some great movies with some FINE leading ladies.
Not to mention of course that he gets to tap Zeta.
161250, ye, dude fucks a lot in his movies
Posted by araQual, Fri Mar-10-06 04:04 AM
V.
161167, all these and no mention of Denzel?
Posted by enotswhat, Thu Mar-09-06 07:16 PM
Densel would be my first choice with Cheadle 2nd
161254, monica bellucci or gong li or salma hayek
Posted by illadelphgurl, Fri Mar-10-06 04:21 AM
most fabulous sets of tits in the industry

monica-
get to keep my italian heritage. i would do bigger american movies so i could have sex with george clooney.

gong-
one of the most beautiful women in the world and she can act her ass off.

salma-
so smart and funny and i would have dumped ed before he dumped me!
165179, I'd pay top $ 2 see that 3some
Posted by jigga, Tue Mar-21-06 01:19 PM
And give my right arm 2 take part in it
165176, ed norton
Posted by veritas, Tue Mar-21-06 01:18 PM
great actor, worked with spike lee and numerous others.

cool enough to bang salma hayek.

165184, Probably like Fred Willard or something.
Posted by PolarbearToenails, Tue Mar-21-06 01:28 PM
Or maybe like Bill Macy.
378784, all things considered, will smith.
Posted by Cold Truth, Sat Jun-14-08 08:47 PM
great balance of serious roles and fun ones. absolutely THEE most bankable star in the biz- can't think of anyone else who consistently makes quality movies that sell tickets. he has very few blemishes on his track record- he even managed a decent rom com. with a great sitcom to boot and a memorable hip hop classic to his credit? overall, i'd say thats a great place to be.

basically, he can do whatever the hell he wants movie wise. the good material comes his way, people might say- but there is a reason for that. i you got a good movie with blockbuster potential planned, you want not only a bankable star that will put butts in seats, but a quality actor and a great PR guy and WS is that in droves.

all things considered... thats the dude i would want to be.
378788, Wow, I love it when blast-from-the-past posts get upped.
Posted by kurlyswirl, Sat Jun-14-08 09:07 PM
That's all I came in here to say.

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378836, Al Pacino / Seth Rogen / Denzel Washington / Chiwetel Ejiofor
Posted by IslaSoul, Sun Jun-15-08 08:21 AM

One of those...

380919, Brad Bird...without hesitation
Posted by ternary_star, Mon Jun-23-08 06:53 AM
his career is damn-near flawless:

- Family Dog (classic animated sequence in "Amazing Stories")
- The Simpsons (Consultant and Director)
- Iron Giant
- The Incredibles
- Ratatouille

he literally has made nothing but classics. and now he's trying his hand at live-action with "1906".

"jealous" doesn't even begin to describe how i feel about his body of work.
380964, I guess Johnny Depp. Great talent. Got to hang out with Hunter.
Posted by DawgEatah, Mon Jun-23-08 09:50 AM
Everyone, both male and female, seem to be intrigued by him.
Chooses a wide arrange of interesting roles.



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381003, Abel Ferrara Wishes Hellish, Explosive Death on you
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