are pretty goddamn funny, you have to admit..
especially when he makes that face in slow-mo..
usually after he punches someone in the gut or the balls..

what's ya'll favorite van damme movie???

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speakn of Van Damme, u ever see him dancing the tango in Bob Sinclar's music video "kiss my eyes" a few years back? lol shits hilarious. he dances with some broad in a hotel room and they slowly demolish everything in there, then at the end dude stops and looks at everything n sez: "woah, that's some Van damage!"

V.

That scene at the end where he is fighting blind is priceless. And he avenges Ogre.

The blind man yell scene is classic

kumatai! kumatai! kumatai!

>That scene at the end where he is fighting blind

Like he just polished off a burrito from la taqueria on saticoy and topanga but his ass-cheeks are stitched together and then that calm comes over him like hes found that zone......its too hilarious. I stay watching that scene on the DVD.

However, bloodsport has some of the greatest moments ever, bar none. Everything from the chants of strawberry, to the little monkey man, to the balls punch, to the 'OK USA!' to the 'DUX, you my man!', to the janitor and the gold tooth saga, to the queer moments in the hospital esp after he gets the bandana back, to Van Damme seeing Chong Li on the train mirror (freakiest moment ever in a kung-fu flick), to his master trying to freaking karate chop a blind kid at the dinner table, to stretching Van Damme out on that rope/bamboo stick contraption and realistically tearing everything in his legs and arms, to the compound fracture, to Van Damme's kick to the ribs battle, to the hong kong police only using 3 officers to try to take him downin the alley but MOST importantly other the aforementioned blind constipation, the soundtrack is ridiculously ridiculous.

Nearly perfection.

i love how they always end with the big ight at the end.

the dud e at he end of cyborg was fucking scary as hell

and he crucified him..i mean really

timecop is the best becasue it wasn't all about his martial arts, it actually had a plot...sort of..

okay it was his mighest quality

and ferris's girl was naked in it


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I would never, ever hit a woman....but i'll beat a bitch (c) wifey

>timecop is the best becasue it wasn't all about his martial
>arts, it actually had a plot...sort of..

yeah but

>okay it was his mighest quality

Meh

>and ferris's girl was naked in it

BINGO

i don't know why, but i dug cyborg...

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John Woo, Wilford Brimley, Bishop from Aliens, the Mummy... It's got it all.

Van Damme: "YOU TELL ME!"

Hard Target it all kinds of dope.

"What kind of a name is Chance?"



"Mymahhmtukkwah"




I was the BIGGEST Woo freak as an adolescent, but I fully admit this movie is comedy of the highest order

*tap on the head*




TTTHHHHHWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!



CLASSIC

Snow_Flow
That's Key Row G!

“keep tryna keep it real by keepin it raw while half of ya’ll still be keepin flawed and all the real heads scream ‘fuck hip-hop’ untill all this mediocre bullshit stops”--Jakki

The man stopped a penalty shot in the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. What more could he have done to have gotten your approval?

Snow_Flow
That's Key Row G!

“keep tryna keep it real by keepin it raw while half of ya’ll still be keepin flawed and all the real heads scream ‘fuck hip-hop’ untill all this mediocre bullshit stops”--Jakki

....

followed by Blood Sport and Lion Heart.

The Face is highly amusing. And the dance scene in his kickboxing movie is so funny.

exactly. altho it's bullshit that his style would win.
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get cakey.

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Not against all those others. That Chinse guy with the different animal styles? Please.

street fighter

come on people. possibly the most amazing performance. ever

that movie is brilliant!

timecop is also a favourite of mine. its actually not a bad movie at all. seriously.

All copies of that film need to be destroyed.

i will hold my copy to my chest till the death!

I know right, street fighter was the s**t.
How many UN officials would say things like:

(in his funny a$$ accent)
"It's the Collection Agency, Bison. Your ass is six months over due, and it's mine."

"I'm not going home. I'm gonna GET ON MY BOAT, and I'm GOING UP-RIVER, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's ass SO HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it."

Thats classic. Almost brings a tear to my eye. And it had Raul Julia in it? come on people.

You know whats funny though? In so many of his movies, they seem to make a point in showing his a$$? Like im supposed to be impressed or sumthin. Remember in time cop when he jumps up on the counter and does a split? I always felt like 20% percent gay watchin that s***.

>You know whats funny though? In so many of his movies, they
>seem to make a point in showing his a$$? Like im supposed to
>be impressed or sumthin. Remember in time cop when he jumps up
>on the counter and does a split? I always felt like 20%
>percent gay watchin that s***.

i think there's some site out there dedicated to this very thing. apparently in most of his 'classic' movies he does the splits at some stage. lol. on the site i think they rate each version of the splits he does and rates the situation he's in when he does it etc.

the casting of street fighter....is truly inspirational
raul julia was a nut case!

edit: i was just pissed they didn't put dalsim (sp.) in there somewhere. i would have enjoyed seeing how badly they did his arms in cg. lol

he got his ass whooped.

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LOL!!

"I would never in my life wear black silk underwear!"

which demands alot of talent on his behalf. his best performance next to kickboxer.

van damne>>>>>>>>>>>>>chuck norris

>van damne>>>>>>>>>>>>>chuck norris

How did it feel when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you through your keyboard when you typed this?

Universal Soldier deserves mention for Dolph's reassuring "It's empty! IT'S EMPTY!!!"

Co-sign.
The big fight at the end of Kickboxer was the best one in any of his movies IMO.
Especially the part when his girl's like, "Tong Po raped me!" and he busts out the "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
That's drama right there. You know ass is about to be thoroughly kicked.

"What's wrong with revenge? It's the best way to get even?
-Archie Bunker

>Especially the part when his girl's like, "Tong Po raped me!"
>and he busts out the "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
>That's drama right there. You know ass is about to be
>thoroughly kicked.

"You breathe like Mi-llie. Mi-llie gooooooooooooooddddddd f##k!"

classic!

"....that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home....and who wants to go with ME?!!!!"

Soldiers: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

=)

was sum film with Rob Schneider and they're in HK.
hilarious.

V.

20 minutes was all I could take before I hurried out like the theater was on fire.

AWOL...