White people. <--No, wait, that would include me.

Corny white people. <--Nope, still me.

Corny white people who shop at Payless and buy Shania Twain records. <--Not me.

But like the man a couple posts above me said, there was a time in the early 90s, when she wasn't so bad. She was tan and more healthy looking. LA Story is proof of this; she was quite spunky there. And hell, she was good enough for JFK Jr, right? But now? Now I just think Matthew Broderick has a bestiality fetish.