>This film had the least sexy sex scenes ever, and they looked
>very icky. All the sexual shit in this film was very
>just...ill placed, gratuitious...like ole boy said
>above...uncomfortable. Yuck. I felt like going home and
>watching porn to rescue my sexuality. This made fucking look
>very unfun and unarousing.

Umm ... have you ever seen any other David Cronenberg films? That "icky" sexual content could be considered a leitmotif in his work. That is to say, maybe that was the point.

>Old girl had snot in her nose in that one scene when she was
>crying. Edit that out, and shit. I don't wanna see snot in
>some bitch nose, especially when she posed to be the sex
>object.

It sounds to me like maybe you're holding onto too many of your own preconceptions regarding this film, or you were when you watched it.