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Topic subjectThis was a clumsy, icky, goofball of a movie.
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103630, This was a clumsy, icky, goofball of a movie.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Sun Oct-02-05 11:28 AM
Not 'Alexander' bad but a piece of rabbit shit nonetheless.

Viggo continues his post LOTR descent into a piece of shit. I mean goddamn, I know its hard to live up to, but he's approaching Travolta status.

The son's character could have been entirely eliminated and the film would have lost nothing. He's from the Keaunu Reeves school of terrible blank stares and the Demi Moore 'Ghost' school of watering eyes. His scenes did absolutely nothing for the movie.

This film had the least sexy sex scenes ever, and they looked very icky. All the sexual shit in this film was very just...ill placed, gratuitious...like ole boy said above...uncomfortable. Yuck. I felt like going home and watching porn to rescue my sexuality. This made fucking look very unfun and unarousing.

Old girl had snot in her nose in that one scene when she was crying. Edit that out, and shit. I don't wanna see snot in some bitch nose, especially when she posed to be the sex object.

Oh, and the story? The story fucked up in one major way: The actualy "History of violence" part of the film titled 'History of Violence' was poorly done. The action was good, but random, and the history wasn't well developed or even interesting, at all. Huge disappointment that the entire other half of the film was so shittily done.

Ed Harris is banned from playing characters who wear black suits and shades. Well, no he isn't. He's a great actor, but this movie was bad, so I'd talk about my momma if she was in this.

I'm waiting for the artsy fartsies to chime in on this film's brilliance.




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