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Topic subjectZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz most of this is petty, bullshit nitpicking.
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656948, ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz most of this is petty, bullshit nitpicking.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Jul-29-13 10:09 AM
that have very little to do with this actually being Wolverine.

>He uses his smell in the beginning when it was a convenient
>way to meet Yukio in the bar but when he REALLY needed it,
>couldn't when coming back to Shingen's spot getting seized?

lol. Minor shit, but yeah that doesn't make sense.

>Wolverine ain't have no body hair

Oh brother. This is such an insufferable critique.

>There was all of this Japanese dialogue & NO subtitles for the
>1st hour of the movie

Fair discourse here, but no big deal.

>Who the fuck did Harada think he was hiding from being on the
>EDGE of a roof in all black on a sunny ass day? He was on some
>Naruto/Black Star "Imma noisy, noticeable ninja" shit.

Shrug. We only see him because Logan sees him, and because.

>We can see Wolverine's purgatory joints w/Jean but can't see
>none of Yukio's visions?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz nothing to see here really. Would have been dope, but no big deal. This is about Logan, not her, so it's rather obvious why we get those scenes and not Yukio's.

>Yes, he may have been blocked from the fire but you're in a
>well when an ATOM BOMB dropped. Yashida's kids should've been
>Hills Have Eyes monsters & he should've had radiation damage

Nah. Logan absorbed all that shit. Still, in a movie about a man with a skeleton coated in metal and claws who heals from mortal wounds in seconds, and you're going in about the scientific accuracy of shit like this? Okay, player.

>Just because you match adamantium doesn't mean you can cut
>through it like butter

...Except it wasn't just adamantium on adamantium. That shit had some kind of super heating or energy burst in it.

>How does putting your super shredder suit USB shits in his
>hands give you his healing factor?

Who knows. That shit was stupid though.

>How did Viper poison Naruto then blow on his face & took back
>he poison?

Agreed. That also made little sense.

>Wolverine ran like Ricky in Boyz N The Hood from those arrows.
>Prolly easy to hit the only 6'3 bastard there but you couldnt
>make ONE cut running through a VILLAGE?

Shrug. He had a clear path to where he was headed, didn't know the area, and how was he to know those fuckers had ropes attached until it was too late? He doesn't GAF about some bullshit arrows. Besides, it wasn't until that venom tipped arrow got him that it did him in. His healing factor was back on Swag Level Ten Million, why worry about any of that shit? It's not a total slam dunk, but it's a reasonable way to look at it.

>Silver Samurai was some geezer zord
>They explained the plot w/2 sentences by Yashida to Logan at
>the end

NOt how I would have done it, but I understand people who were underwhelmed by that.

>That bullet train scene was too long. Also them regular dudes
>couldn't have survived & Logan's skin should've been peeling
>off. Instead they made it a QTE from GOW

I mean, Logan wouldn't have been there to begin with because mutants with healing factors don't exist to begin with. If we're going to roll with that premise, let's just roll with the complete lack of realistic physics for that scene while we're at it. It's literally on the same level of bullshit.

>Logan asked for them to speak English in one scene when he
>speaks fluent Japanese
>
>I knew better

Not sure how most of this "isn't Wolverine". You have some valid criticisms but there's a ton of nitpicking in there.