somehow I've seen this entire franchise, for reasons best omitted. the first 45 minutes were really wooden, but it settles into a B-list Ocean's 11 groove after that. Vin is Vin; Paul Walker is so bad it's entertaining. Don Omar and Tego Calderon do the sidekick thing that Ludacris and Tyrese attempt to. The Rock brought the one-liner cheddar.

I was disappointed with the female objectification. Jordana Brewster's thin lips and thick eyebrows never did it for me. Gal Gadot has a great face but that swimsuit reveal was saddening. more gratuitous T&A next time. regardless, the action was mostly fun and I liked the repeated sweeping location shots, so...yeah, it was worth it.