I asked the dude if he had any copies of the volume-one "Justice League of America" on hand (as in: satellite-JLA, not JLA Detroit).

He was like, "I rarely see those come through here".

Is it any wonder? THE RACKS ARE FULL OF THE EXACT SAME SPINOFFS I'M TALKING ABOUT. The Good Lord bless you if you can find a volume-one "Avengers", at this point--the oldies are all squeezed out for all sixteen versions of the Brian Michael Bendis Avengers (which I've read, and often likened to a superhero version of "The Office". I don't like the man's writing and I don't like what he's done with Earth's Mightiest FOCKING Heroes. Please quote me on that: Bendis is stinking up the game).

Where are the big-ass Treasury Editions of "Hulk" and "Doctor Strange"? "Haven't seen one of those in years--but here's a 'Giant-Size New Exiles'".

Really, man?

Now I just sound old and bitter, but really? "Marvel Zombies"? "Marvel Pets"? REALLY?