Welcome to OE's NEW AGENDA:

RAMPANT HETEROPHOBIA IN the film crowd

That's right: HETEROPHOBIA <---watch


MASTER AND COMMANDER >>>> PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

RUSSELL CROWE >>>> JOHNNY DEPP

In general, I mean.


Not sure why y'all artsy fartsies don't give Russell Crowe
his due, though

I know...he's a tad bit too red blooded for y'all. He be
fuckin bitches and punching white executives in the teeth.

He is Australian, though, which makes him gay-er than most
Americans, meaning y'all should give the man his respect.

Odd, then, how y'all let Johnny Depp get away with making
movies based on AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES, and STILL he gets the
artsy pass.


But back to the topic at hand (c) Mega Montana

MASTER AND COMMANDER was one of the best films of the decade.

Receives almost NOOOOOO critical acclaim from the Lattes.

Why no Latte for MASTER AND COMMANDER?

FASCINATING setting.

Interesting protagonist.

The skinny blonde nigga who was the doctor was good too.

The little kids was good up in that piece.

Had DRAMA and ACTION.

QUOTES and ONE-LINERS

Like I said: Y'all just mad Russell Crowe only likes vagina.
Y'all let Denzel get away with not liking dick, but that's
because he black.

STOP discriminating.

Artsies gotta stop this HETERO-PHOBIA



CRY, CRY BABY CRYYYY (c) That bully from 'Christmas Story'