they just mad it ain't follow this formula...

EXT. BUSY STREET - DAY

Two fat asses with Jewfros walk down the street, sipping slurpees and staring at passing women they have no chance in hell of landing.

V.O.
For two generic fat fucks with Jewfros, life couldn't get any better.

Fat JewFro Haver #1
Dude, I just don't see life getting any better for us.

Fat JewFro Haver #2
Yeah, if I could get my balls to stop itching, this day would be perfect.


YOU MAD YOU MAD