Martin Short

Too Short "Freaky Tales"
http://youtu.be/ZYy8FOAVMsU

Why: He just published a book called 'I Must Say: My Life as a Humble Comedy Legend,' and I'm sure he's got some tales in there...probably not in the vein of Too Short's freaky tales, but still.

Gabrielle Union

Slum Village/Dilla "Sensation"
http://youtu.be/UzrziTv4sZI

Why: She's the celebrity ambassador for Sensationail. I actually was looking for the link to another track called "Sensation" that is like a 22-second interlude (think it's like Fantastic Vol. 1-era), but couldn't find it. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.