Might have to "John Davidson" some of these by changing the pronouns.

10 Fuck Jawns

1. Romeo Void - Never Say Never (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePIImGMjn_8#t=1m)
2. Ethel Beatty - It's Your Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCJqTIiL0v8)
3. Jean Knight - DO ME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAsGTmUDveU)
4. Roy Ayers - Poo Poo La La (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPS826rpZlA)
5. Blondie - Call me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I)
6. Teddy Pendergrass - Do Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGB5swkMi1k)
7. Exile - I Wanna Kiss You All Over (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6WoL-QdnE)
8. Samantha Fox- Touch Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZSbkYjQer8)
9. The Cure - Let's Go To Bed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Y6fyNalXY)
10. Surface - Falling In Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER6HfOv0yb4)

10 Fuck You Songs.
1. Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHYOXyy1ToI)
2. Phil Collins & Marilyn Martin - Separate Lives (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkxLTZm-6OE)
3. HALL & OATES - SAY IT ISN'T SO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6tvXq6-Eak)
4. John Waite - Missing You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9e157Ner90)
5. Etta James - I'd rather go blind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHF2SI6PYtY)
6. Pat Benatar-Heartbreaker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy-QmgdUVTI)
7. Luther Vandross - It's Over Now (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc7mfAsNao4)
8. The Monkees - Words (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r19HvybIzI)
9. B.J. Thomas - Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym_mJokfTQg)
10. Lynn Anderson -- Rose Garden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4wcNVbYOQ)


Honorable mentions

1. Vince Guaraldi Trio - Great Pumpkin Waltz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP8ZfRZCy1c)
2. Jane Birkin et Serge Gainsbourg - Je T'aime,...Moi Non Plus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fa4lOQfbA)
3. Beck - Sexx Laws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfwgzoiq4c)
4. Mentors - Four F Club (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cug1dUOkhcY)
5. Sparks - All You Ever Think About is Sex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JjbFWU6TqI)
6. Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe_jReMm-R4)
7. Oingo Boingo - Wild Sex (In The Working Class) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn1skoAr0Zk)
8. Paul Lekakis - Boom Boom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ypngByn1w)
9. DËVÖ - I Need a Chick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prrGQosKjZ4)
10. Adina Howard - Freak Like Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iirDzMk5ysI)
11. The Monkees - What Am I Doing Hangin' 'Round? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk3btFwivtE)
12. George Michael - I Want Your Sex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S9X1DfLJ7U)