ixnay that music guest idea yall. cant do it.

mg: Swervedriver

Sam Worthington
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGEYCsvPJzw

Here's Sam Worthing and his Dog Spot!! (If you can find the commercial Snoop Dogg did for the Long Beach one the music may be better.)
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Casey Wilson
Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQbBZMfKXM

Why? She and M&M performed it on Happy Endings.

Sam Worthington - "Clash of the Titans" by Cypress Hill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od5flEqhZMY

Since he's in CLASH and is there for the sequel, WRATH.

Casey Wilson - "Happy Ending" by Mika
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJeHk1gDT68

She's on HAPPY ENDINGS

Sean Worthington - Sisqo "Thong Song"
isn't he the CEO of Cisco or something? If not, I guess I don't know who he is, so you could play Rick James "Cold Blooded"

Casey Wilson - Frankie Beverly and Maze "Happy Feelings"
since she was on a show called Happy Endings

Sean Worthington
Joe Budden's "Remember The Titans"
REASON: Worthington is in WRATH OF THE TITANS.
ALTERNATE CHOICE: Queen Latifah's "Wrath Of My Madness"

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Casey Wilson
k.d. lang's "The Mind Of Love"
REASON: Casey's real first name is Cathryn, and I focus on the lines:
"Talking to myself
Causing great concern for my health
Where is your head, Kathryn?
Where is your head?"

Casey was always funny on SNL, "The Mind Of Love" is one of my favorite k.d. songs, and I think Cap'n Crunch could vocalize this very well.

ALTERNATE CHOICE: Jodeci's "Freek-N-You (Mr. Dalvin's Freek Mix)"
REASON: Casey = K-Ci, so just a bit of "every time I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so horny" would be kinda sexy.




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but change it to Ah-Mah-Zing Grace. That's her catchphrase on the show to the point where shes now making fun of herself.

Sam Worthington
"Bluer Than Blue" - Michael Johnson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdDSJ2NddyE
(since he was in Avatar)

Casey Wilson
"Amazing" - Aerosmith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGbOL6nCdkY

(as mentioned here earlier, you should change it up to a-MAH-zing-- her character says it a lot on Happy Endings-- as seen at 1:15 in this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SvB9zb3p_Y)

Sam Worthington: ELO 'Turn To Stone' since Perseus did that to people a lot (with help from Medusa's severed head).

Casey Wilson: Mighty Mighty Bosstones, 'the Impression That I Get' since she seems to be best known for her impressions on SNL.

Sean Worthington
Wrath of Kane - Big Daddy Kane


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Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
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mg: Andrew Bird

Shaquille O'Neal
Jimmy Gilmer - Sugar Shack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqjVAgT74_A

Why? The name.
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Lily Collins
Pictures Of Lily - The Who
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmkBroiw1s

Why? Why? The name.

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The Trashman - The Surfin' Bird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLqMB6vBic

Why? Because I don't care about the rules. Or a sandwich based on the style of might work.

Shaq - "That's How I Beat Shaq" by Aaron Carter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfhhWA9GF0M

Lily Collins - "Mirror Mirror" by Lil Wayne ft Bruno Mars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZLUa8JUR18

She's in the Snow WHite reboot, MIRROR MIRROR

Shaq - "Theme to Flash Gordon" Queen...One of my favorite quotes from Shaq was when he said "Shaq! Ahhhhhh, savior of the universe!" I think he would enjoy that one.

Lily Collins - MJ "Man in the Mirror"
because she is starring in the snow white remake "Mirror Mirror"

Lily Collins

Graham Central Station - Mirror
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDQ257kCcd0

Why?I didn't realize there was a movie called "Mirror,Mirror" - AND - the bassline is crazy.

How could I forget GCS's Mirror with the plastic mirror on the album cover...and yea, that's the jam right there

I don't drink, but when I do - I edit discussion boards incorrectly.

Shaquille O'Neal
Fu-Scnickens' "Can We Rock"
REASON: C'mon

ALTERNATE CHOICE: Skee-Lo's "I Wish"
REASON: Shaq is a tall man.

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Lily Collins
Diana Ross' "Mirror Mirror"
REASON: She's in the movie MIRROR MIRROR

ALTERNATE CHOICE: Malcolm McLaren's "Buffalo Gals"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SgvJY9xxcA (start with the part that begins at the 3:20 mark)
REASON: The end of the song where you hear the scratch of "gonna do it with your heart", and it ends with the girl saying "too much of that Snow White.

Also, do it for that guy at the 3:28 mark of the video. For 30 years, I always felt exactly like that guy, so... for the lone guy who wants to get down. With luck, by the time Lily Collins sits for her interview, someone will say "too much of that Snow White".

Plus, this year is the 30th anniversary of "Buffalo Gals" and for me, that song changed me the same way "The Message" and "Planet Rock" did back in 1982.





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since that's her dad
or maybe his song "colours" he mentions a mirror in there.
Tell me, what can you say
Tell me, who do you blame
Like a mirror you see yourself
These people each have a name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOKwyNcVK2U (at 2:17 mark)



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Shaquille O'neal:
"Shoot Pass Slam" - Shaquille O'neal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBXvNGdjM8E
(im my opinion, his best song. Damning with fain praise? Perhaps. But I like it.)

Lily Collins:
"Snow White Queen" - Evnessence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiOujYl2TjM chorus at 1:02)
(i like the idea of a little Phil Collins drum hat-tip, though. Maybe start with the "In The Air Tonight" drum fill and then launch into the chorus.)

Shaq: lots of tunes with the word 'shack' in the title.... Sugar Shack like Handle posted, also Love Shack, Amos Millburn's 'Chicken Shack'. But I didn't know he also played Steel (the superhero) in what I can only assume must have been a dreadful movie, so I'm going to suggest pick your version of John Henry (secret ID of Steel is John Henry Irons.) Lemme know if you need a good one. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/Steelposter.jpg/220px-Steelposter.jpg

Lily Collins: first reaction is something abut dwarves, but I can't think of anything. There are 7 dwarves, though, so 'Lucky 7 Sampson' from Schoolhouse Rock came to mind. Then there's 'Young Collins' which is a trad English song for Morris dance, so a bit out of the way for you but a great melody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jka9KwGdF9c). And of course Mirror songs. I dunno.

Shaquille O'neal
Adina Howard ~T-Shirt and Panties

Was there a Jamie Foxx song that didn't get played?

Lily Collins
Graham Central Station - Mirror
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chef: Wolfgang Puck

Aziz Ansari
Jay-Z & Kanye West - Ni**as In Paris
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_dA32oH44

Why? We all know his fascination with the song.

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Wolfgang Puck
Gimme Pizza (Slow)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044

Why? He's got a line of Pizzas and at least one pizzeria. IF he's not walking on you could come back from commercial to a sandwich based on this.

Aziz Ansari - "Tribute to Avatar" by "R. Kelly" as sung by Aziz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBi3PqNs-So

Ana Gasteyer - the Gemini's Twin Cribs song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HdsIHYma3XI#t=247s

Original lyrics:

You’ll call up my nana and Carson Daly
Cause we cold getting’ down on MTV
You came to our crib, you see we got class
Cause we more ‘bout it ‘bout it than those fools on jackass
Jackass, jackass, jackass, jackass!
Check, Check one!
I’m gonna get to the intros mighty quick
Johnette, Britanica and Lady Speed Stick
We are the Twins of Gemini
And we co-habitate on the Lower East Side
Lower East Side, you chilled and you kicked it
But the fun is over cause you’re getting evicted

You could change it to:

You’ll call up my nana and call Jimmy
Cause we cold getting’ down on NBC....

Aziz Ansari - Blackbyrds - "Rock Creek Park"
since he's on that Parks and Recreation show

Ana Gasteyer - "My Heart WIll Go On" Celine Dion
since she does a Celine impression

Wolfgang Puck - uhhh...maybe "Incarcerated Scarfaces" since Raekwon is "the Chef"?

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Aziz Ansari
Stevie B.'s "Spring Love"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KJte4O-zD4
REASON: While I know Aziz is strong towards his love of hip-hop, you can't come from that era or love that music without knowing and embracing the "power" of Stevie B. A lot of stevie B.'s songs sound lihe Ansari would've sung it back then so... I'll go for this.

ALTERNATE CHOICE: Mya's "Taste This"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKo8sm2SLs
REASON: His $5 show is called DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS

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Ana Gasteyer
Redds & The Boys' "Movin' & Groovin'"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6ub3h-SPpU
REASON: She's from DC, so why not honor her with a go-go song?

ALTERNATE CHOICE: The Junkyard Band's "The Word"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEZveq0tZh8
REASON: Another go-go song, it's a Def Jam classic, and change the lyric to "talk about the word, W-O-R, Ana G"




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since he was in the video. or some mix of otis and NIP

But change it to Chocolate Schweddy Balls.
She was in the og (alec baldwin) SNL skit.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156/saturday-night-live-nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls
and now Ben and Jerry's came out with the flavor.
http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/09/08/schweddy-balls-ice-cream/
all kinds of tie-ins

Aziz Ansari:
"Pony" - Ginuwine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU
(hat tip to the plot point in P&R where he freaks out about Ginuwine being Donna's cousin and then freaks out even further that Ann doesn't know who Ginuwine is.)

Ana Gasteyer:
"Drug Awarness Medly" - The Culps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR5XATvLWvw

CB4 - Sweat of my Balls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFaAEq6pUjw

Why? "Schweddy Balls" sounds like Sweat From My Balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3cjgEw-ANw

Flip the lyrics accordingly.

Ana Gasteyer - Tommy Roe 'Sheila' after the name of her character on Suburgatory.

Wolfgang Puck - "I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm," which was on a recent JC Penney comercial, and Wolfgang will, I shit you not, have 2 restaurants opening in JC Penney stores in 2012.

Aziz Ansari, I have nothing good.

Aziz is friends with and a huge LCD soundsystem fan. He used to tweet about all his misadventures with James Murphy in Japan and whatnot.

This is a famously tweeted video of Aziz crowdsurfing at LCD's final show at MSG last year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aoM56ktbVs#t=6m10s

Heres a link to the song without the live loudness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz5b0LXcUEk

Aziz Ansari
Blahzay Blahzay - Danger (aka When Aziz's in the house)

Ana Gasteyer
J-Live - Like This Anna

mg: Patrizo

Susan Sarandon
Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me - Janet (Susan Sarandon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2na49WxKmo

Why? I want to be dirty.

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Adriana Lima
Duran Duran - Girls On Film
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudEttJlw3s

Why? Suggested for almost every model on the show. Yet never played.

Susan Sarandon - "It's Just a Song About Ping Pong" by Operator Please
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzdQFkFSlKA

She is a member of a ping pong society (no joke)
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/09/susan_sarandons_ping_pong_drea.html

Adriana Lima - "Expecting" by the White Stripes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6BduFoh1-Y

She just announced that she's pregnant with another child.

Susan Sarandon - "No Lookin' Back"...I prefer the Mike McDonald version, but I think the Kenny Loggins version was from the movie soundtrack...same shit really

Adriana Lima - "She'a a Bad Mamajama" Carl Carlton

Susan Sarandon
Jerry Butler's "You Can Fly"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E4XhdDwZpk
REASON: This is from one of her first films, JOE, the soundtrack of which has a nice break. I was originally going to suggest Bobby Scott's "Compton's Hangout", since she played Melissa Compton in the movie.

ALTERNATE CHOICE: N.W.A's "Compton's In The House"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGLJhek2CFU
REASON: See above.

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Adriana Lima
Jorge Ben's "Ponta de Lança Africano (Umbabaruma)"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAh4Vb1ghCo
REASON: She's from Brazil, and while this song is meant to sound like that about a soccer player who gets the ball in a goal, it's about an "Africano" who makes sure his "ball" gets into the intended "goal". It would be incredible to hear this as she walks out:

"Joga bola jogador
joga bola corocondô
Joga bola jogador
joga bola corocondô

Here, here, here jogador
here, here, here corocondô
here, here, here jogador
here, here, here corocondô

Tererê, tererê, tererê, tererê
Tererê homem gol
Tererê, tererê, tererê, tererê
Tererê homem gol"


ALTERNATE CHOICE: Almir Guineto's "Caxambu"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYxLX-Fb51s

"Olha vamos na dança do Caxambu
Saravá, jongo, saravá
Engoma, meu filho que eu quero ver
Você rodar até o amanhecer
Engoma, meu filho que eu quero ver
Você rodar até o amanhecer

O tambor tá batendo é pra valer
É na palma da mão que eu quero ver
O tambor tá batendo é pra valer
E na palma da mão que eu quero ver

Dona Celestina me da água pra beber
Se você não me der água vou falar mal de você
Deu meia noite. o galo já cantou
Na igreja bate o sino é na dança do jogo que eu vou
Deu meia noite. o galo já cantou
Na igreja bate o sino é na dança do jogo que eu vou"

In English:

"Let's dance Caxambu
Press my suit
Because I want to see you turn until dawn
THe drum is beating, for real
It's in the palm of the hand
The proof I want to see

Mrs. Celestina
Give me water to drink
If you don't give me water
I'll speak badly of you

It's already midnight
The cock has crowed
The church bell's rung
Fall into the dance of the early morning"


As you can see, it plays with the time that the show airs ("after midnight", "early morning", and instead of saying "Dona Celestina", say Dona Adriana.

Again, the song is playful and is meant to be that way to introduce someone with a song that not only welcomes her into your "NBC home" with the music of her home, but it's purposely flirtatious.

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Susan Sarandon
"Spanish Steps" - Toto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3TT2SDvEuw

(she got pregnant after getting freaky on the spanish steps in Rome. "If anyone out there's having trouble getting pregnant, go to Italy. Have a summer and don't worry about it and eat and drink and ... f**k, and you'll probably get pregnant. And that's what happened with Eva on the Spanish Steps." http://thestir.cafemom.com/pregnancy/132940/susan_sarandons_pregnancy_advice_wont)

Adriana Lima
"Eat For Two" - 10,000 Maniacs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfr18EOrHUM chorus at 0:48

...that's how she got pregnant with her daughter, Eva Amurri. Still a great story and a great reference thought.

Susan Sarandon
Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me - Janet (Susan Sarandon)
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Adriana Lima
Spread My Wings - Troop

mg: Ed Sheeran

Sigourney Weaver
Gary Wright - Dream Weaver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvh9NFzUqwM

Why? She's a Dream girl. And her role in Galaxy Quest deserves more props.

"You can't edit this message because the editing period has expired."

Maybe you could get the booker to get Zach Braff on instead? (He cancelled last year)

Greta Gerwig - "Greta" by Stevie Nicks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Ybl2XulDk

Just off her name.

Lulu's "To Sir With Love"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOVQ4vAmM7Y
REASON: Her new movie is called TO ROME WITH LOVE, and Lulu's song is great.

ALTERNATE CHOICE: Red Rockers' "China"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eoqz6GfjTM
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Greta Gerwig:
"Help Me" - -Joni Mitchell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4oY8ojxp_8
(her latest flick is called Damselles In Distress)

What's The name - Re-such
http://www.myspace.com/resurch/music/songs/what-s-the-name-artie-lange-44844294

Why? Pretty good song for a walk-out. Sorry for the Myspace link - it's all I could find.

Paul McCartney's - Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey in Greenberg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFKm4Zd6j28

Why? We all the love Sir Paul - and do it in the drunken/Mumblecore style she does it in.

Artie: "Gimme the Loot" by Biggie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LQOVWX9bTA

One of his favorites, and he knows it word for word. Might get him to spit with y'all....

Artie Lange
"Tears Of A Clown" - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2E_RSJAhYU

(he's a comic, but has gone through a lot of sad stuff)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n98UjyZ1XzQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty9KRUxK1KM

Artie Lange
Alice Cooper's "How You Gonna See Me Now"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJO293VgMGg
REASON: The video has Alice Cooper singing a love song, but they take him away to a psychiatric ward, in the hopes he'll be okay. As you know, Lange had made a suicide attempt, and according to Wiki, he actually went to a psychiatric ward. My suggestion of the song is not meant to poke fun at that by any means, but it's a way to say that, like the character Cooper portrayed in the video, Lange will be okay. I believe this was addressed the last time but... as a huge comedy fan, it's meant to poke fun at something harsh without being harmful, but as a means of support.

It's a way to say that hey, two years later, how are you going to look at Lange now? Hopefully, in a brighter and more optimistic light.




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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q

she's associated with mumblecore filmmaking, and it doesn't get much more mumbley than that

Artie Lange
Art- The Meters

Greta Gerwig
"Greta" by Stevie Nicks
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