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Topic subjectIs he fuckin dead? Tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?!?!
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2669089, Is he fuckin dead? Tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?!?!
Posted by Fructose Soda, Wed Feb-29-12 11:36 PM
My favorite skit is from 36 Chambers.
2nd favorite would be The "Rap de Rap Show" (the Doo-Doo maaaaaan) from De La Soul is Dead.

whats yours?
2669097, "he prolly took the tape"
Posted by cbk, Wed Feb-29-12 11:49 PM
it took me 10 years to hear method man say that. it's burried deep in the mix.
2669405, yeah, I know, right!?
Posted by Fructose Soda, Thu Mar-01-12 05:25 PM
lol
2669436, holy shit, I never even heard that in almost twenty
Posted by Bombastic, Thu Mar-01-12 07:42 PM
.
2669102, RE: Is he fuckin dead? Tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?!?!
Posted by Goose, Wed Feb-29-12 11:54 PM
lol that skit always makes me bust out laughing. i just did reading the name of this thread.

i would play $15 for an album of straight Wu Tang skits.
2669406, Rza could very easily do that, if he wanted to.
Posted by Fructose Soda, Thu Mar-01-12 05:30 PM
I wouldn't put it past him to do some shit like that.
2669105, my boy was telling me last week they were dojahing Meth the whole
Posted by T Reynolds, Thu Mar-01-12 12:00 AM
tape which sounds crazy cause he had like the only 'single' off that album to himself

but he was like yo the whole tape they fucking making meth look bad
2669116, Heltah Skeltah - 2 Keys
Posted by Qwerty Uiop, Thu Mar-01-12 12:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZQwA-O2X5c
2669178, I like the Heltah Skeltah skit from the Nocturnal LP
Posted by Nick Has a Problem...Seriously, Thu Mar-01-12 08:28 AM
Where Ruck was talking to the chick about going to the Whitney Houston (RIP) concert.
2669120, The Chinese Corner Store skit from The Fugees' The Score
Posted by Wordman, Thu Mar-01-12 01:48 AM
"This ain't Channel 5, somebody 'bout to die."


"Your current frequencies of understanding outweigh that which has been given for you to understand." Saul Williams
2669300, GOAT Skit IMO
Posted by astralblak, Thu Mar-01-12 01:15 PM
.
2669442, * HUMS " You Are Not Alone *
Posted by PierreOrdinaire, Thu Mar-01-12 07:55 PM
2669986, I always found that one corny as hell, but
Posted by shutupneff, Fri Mar-02-12 11:36 PM
I absolutely loved it when they brought it back on The Carnival, even if it was the exact same jokes all over again. Somehow, the shit that flopped set at a Chinese joint seemed genius set in a court room.
2670072, "Try my snake technique!"
Posted by Wordman, Mon Mar-05-12 11:30 AM

"Your current frequencies of understanding outweigh that which has been given for you to understand." Saul Williams
2670604, RE: The Chinese Corner Store skit from The Fugees' The Score
Posted by spidey, Tue Mar-06-12 07:47 PM
...Classic...hahaha....
2669202, LOL
Posted by Joe Corn Mo, Thu Mar-01-12 09:32 AM
awesome.
2669208, Pimp Trick Gangsta Click
Posted by Anonymous, Thu Mar-01-12 09:44 AM
"Is this love is this love...I know some'n bout that Bob Marley"

"sky high...sky high"
"oh is that what they're saying in sky high?"

"new new Outkast, ain't even come out yet"

"you 'on't wanna get that Kast? Thought that was your folks?"

That may be the only album in which I think the album benefits from the skits.
2669265, Word - that one's great.
Posted by Brew, Thu Mar-01-12 12:06 PM
And now that you mention Outkast, they run my favorite skits no question. The entirety of the skits on Stankonia fucking CRACK me up. "Drinkin'"? "Cruisin in the ATL"? "Kim and Cookie"? "I'm Cool"?

"Bitch....stay off that blow!!" BREAK!

That whole shit kills me.

My honorable mention(s) would be $20 Sack Pyramid and Deeez Nuttz from The Chronic.

"did did did what's his name done get atchu yesterday?"
2669275, Lol - I actually hated the ones on Stankonia
Posted by Anonymous, Thu Mar-01-12 12:29 PM
Nm
2671075, ^^^^^^^
Posted by beatnik, Wed Mar-07-12 09:15 PM
One of my favorites, skits work when done well
2671078, Waiting To Inhale
Posted by beatnik, Wed Mar-07-12 09:16 PM
I thought Devin as the hick DJ was hilarious "boooom"
2669227, Only way to settle this argument is to play Russian Roullette
Posted by Playa_Politician, Thu Mar-01-12 10:28 AM
do you know how to play Russian Roullete?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Nb95wMic5YU


Good song too. Elzhi rips it.
2669263, woodrow the crackhead
Posted by boxy_brown, Thu Mar-01-12 11:58 AM
2669278, What an entire waste of space that skit is
Posted by Anonymous, Thu Mar-01-12 12:31 PM
Let me stay out of this post now because hip-hop skits are almost completely pointless and ruin albums.
2669301, top 5 without a doubt
Posted by astralblak, Thu Mar-01-12 01:17 PM
AYO SUZIEEEE, throw the burner out the window!
that's why the rastas is always licki' atcha ass

comedy, love well done rap skits
2669462, This shit has me in tears every time I hear it
Posted by spenzalii, Thu Mar-01-12 09:03 PM
Lemme get my two cracks....
2670201, My all time favorite one
Posted by Alphabet, Mon Mar-05-12 04:29 PM
fuck YOU, fuck YOU and fuck this crackhouse!

Im out muthafucka..
2670606, RE: woodrow the crackhead
Posted by spidey, Tue Mar-06-12 07:49 PM
...greatness..too funny!
2669267, I got some gold chains off these white folks up in Bankhe..Buckhead
Posted by Frank Mackey, Thu Mar-01-12 12:13 PM
2670045, we still use that (in different situations)
Posted by tully_blanchard, Mon Mar-05-12 09:26 AM
yo! Got some new (insert prduct here), and before you say anything....




lol





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2669296, "All types of blood" #dead
Posted by soken, Thu Mar-01-12 01:09 PM
2669299, that shit is hilarious
Posted by astralblak, Thu Mar-01-12 01:15 PM
"nigga lyin' there like a new born fucn baby"

i love that ominous ass loop in the background also
2669408, yeah, I thought I was the only one who was feelin that loop.
Posted by Fructose Soda, Thu Mar-01-12 05:36 PM
I wonder what exactly it was?
2670421, RE: yeah, I thought I was the only one who was feelin that loop.
Posted by Mr Teeth, Tue Mar-06-12 08:23 AM
>I wonder what exactly it was?

That loop appears again on GZA's "I Gotcha Back".
2670440, oh shit,...right under the horns.
Posted by Fructose Soda, Tue Mar-06-12 09:43 AM
I hear it.
2669307, was just talking about this skit a week ago with a coworker
Posted by makaveli, Thu Mar-01-12 01:29 PM
wu tang skits rule, even if i don't understand what they are talking about half the time.
2669308, the one on cuban linx where ghost talks about wallabees
Posted by makaveli, Thu Mar-01-12 01:32 PM
is one of my favorites as well.
2669309, Okay right...boom...first you get like the blue and cream right then boom...
Posted by silentwar, Thu Mar-01-12 01:35 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! He is mad passionate about it too.

2669341, All you DYE, is this shit here! yo Imma rock niggas this summer!
Posted by Errol Walton Barrow, Thu Mar-01-12 02:51 PM
Love that shit.
2669363, another classic
Posted by astralblak, Thu Mar-01-12 03:52 PM
"ALL YOU DYE, is this shit right here
2669312, How about loving some long division nigga!!
Posted by silentwar, Thu Mar-01-12 01:41 PM
Gotta mention Little Brother as having some awesome skits too...LOL
2669317, Hahaha yea that line you quoted is one of my favorites...
Posted by Brew, Thu Mar-01-12 02:00 PM
they did have some good ones.
2669437, "Can't stop won't stop...bringin these damn F's home...
Posted by Brew, Thu Mar-01-12 07:48 PM
...on ya fuckin report card"...I died.
2670044, real tears the first time i heard that
Posted by camerongiIes, Mon Mar-05-12 09:20 AM
i was driving home from buying the minstrel show crying laughing at that skit
2669429, Maaaan!!!!! LMAOOO when I first heard that one
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Mar-01-12 07:09 PM
2669867, don't sleep on the Roy Lee one either...
Posted by disco dj, Fri Mar-02-12 05:14 PM
on The Listening.

That shit is hilarious to me.





2669361, RE: That actually spawned a ridiculous slang between my friends.
Posted by Austin, Thu Mar-01-12 03:51 PM
We would reference "my Killer tape" (you had to say real "white" sounding with the hard "R" sound on the end) whenever somebody said something the other person didn't like.

Example:

Friend one: "I want Super Burrito, where do you wanna go eat?"
Me: "Subway."
Friend two: "Subway."
Friend one: "I want my Killer tape back."

It made no sense.

~Austin

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2669417, "...I ain't NEVER got gaffled like that...I used to to the gafflin..."
Posted by disco dj, Thu Mar-01-12 05:53 PM
"Mack-Donnnnnalds was MY spot..."


That shit STILL makes me laugh. You LA cats are HILARIOUS with that accent...


*waits for RTistic to reply*

2669445, jack them motherfuckas for they Nissan trucks
Posted by Bombastic, Thu Mar-01-12 08:13 PM
>"Mack-Donnnnnalds was MY spot..."
>
ye can get ye food, leave it in the caer in git tha FUCK OUT!
>
>That shit STILL makes me laugh. You LA cats are HILARIOUS with
>that accent...
>
>
>*waits for RTistic to reply*
>
>
edit: I still think this is where the Hughes Brothers got the inspiration for Cain at the drive-thru in 'Menace' and nobody will ever be able to tell me different.
2669430, Speaking of Wu skits, we saw Olden Polyncie at a damn Celeb game
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Mar-01-12 07:10 PM
I DJ'd last year.....my homeboy literally starts bustin up LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD to where the crowd is like "what the hell did we miss???" and he points to him and says "AIR OLDEN POLYNICES!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA"
2669463, Was it Hi-Test? DuBar?! Should call you ass Donald...
Posted by spenzalii, Thu Mar-01-12 09:10 PM
There's this interlude on MOP's Ghetto Warfare album that just kills me. Any time somebody in the crew starts whining over something my brother and I start in on 'em with that shit.
2669870, tell them niggas why you mad son, tell them niggas why you mad
Posted by k_orr, Fri Mar-02-12 05:25 PM
Mad Producer - ...I..I..i'm be in it for the culture, i don't dont..be recognizing all that new jack shit....the nigga trying to rap

(mad rapper - that's the shit that got me mad..)

2669943, "i heard they shit...
Posted by astralblak, Fri Mar-02-12 09:31 PM
they shit was aight they shit was aight"

that was Agallah who did them skits right?
2670042, My shit is more Jon Blaze than that. I got Jon Blaze shit.
Posted by Brew, Mon Mar-05-12 09:14 AM
This skit is the best.
2670216, Deric "D-Dot" Angelettie aka The Madd Rapper
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Mar-05-12 05:23 PM
>they shit was aight they shit was aight"
>
>that was Agallah who did them skits right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Dot
2670270, that Madd Rapper album featured 1 of Em's most ridiculous couplets ever
Posted by Bombastic, Mon Mar-05-12 07:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6RMNNrf1z4

From 'Stir Crazy': "I'm sicker than Boy George, picturing Michael Jackson in little boys' drawers shopping in toy stores"

I remember being fucked-up when I heard that line & needing to keep running it back.
2670003, This shit got me cracking up hahaha
Posted by dundee, Sat Mar-03-12 12:16 AM
Wu Tang got those funny skits though. What ever happened to the skit? I also enjoyed those. Cedric the Entertainer skits on Nellyville.
2670022, It's allllll goooooooooooooddddd
Posted by Black Irish, Mon Mar-05-12 04:44 AM
http://youtu.be/m3UjE0tnLeg?t=14s
2670061, RE: Is he fuckin dead? Tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?!?!
Posted by iamhiphop, Mon Mar-05-12 10:52 AM
That's my favorite skit too. I remember when I was younger, me & my boy were riding in his car & he ran over a squirrel. He seriously asked me if the squirrel was dead & I replied with "tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?" Couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day.
2670200, DEEEEEZ NUTZ..
Posted by Alphabet, Mon Mar-05-12 04:27 PM
Can't mention hip-hop skits without one of the GOAT ones..

Man when that first same out, as a 10 year old, that shit was the funniest shit ever on earth to me..

also

"I got a soooda, can't none of ya'll have a GOTDAMN sip!"
-That Redman parody skit of the Tyrese cola commercial on Mudday Waters.


Ahh The hip-hop skit, definitely an endangered spices..
2670291, Agreed.
Posted by Brew, Mon Mar-05-12 08:39 PM
I mentioned Deeez Nutts in post 11 but I figured it'd get lost in the mix without being in the subject title.

Regardless, yea, one of the best ever. Skit with Warren obviously is great, followed by the joke by Dolemite...just incredible stuff. Both hilarious. Not to mention that, you know, Deez Nutts is just about one of the hardest beats ever crafted in the history of ever. What a jam. And Nate kilt it.
2671064, RE: DEEEEEZ NUTZ..
Posted by k0la, Wed Mar-07-12 08:58 PM

>"I got a soooda, can't none of ya'll have a GOTDAMN sip!"
>-That Redman parody skit of the Tyrese cola commercial on
>Mudday Waters.
>
>

YO! that shit gets me cracking up very single time. i love that goddamn skit.

yeah man, good hip-hop skits were REALLY good.


2670393, ...and get a gift certificate to the TAco Bell (Kool Keith)
Posted by Wonderl33t, Tue Mar-06-12 01:54 AM
cracks me up every time

<--- ...watch out Mountain West?
2670454, Illmatic's intro
Posted by Justin_Maldonado_7, Tue Mar-06-12 11:06 AM
>My favorite skit is from 36 Chambers.
>2nd favorite would be The "Rap de Rap Show" (the Doo-Doo
>maaaaaan) from De La Soul is Dead.
>
>whats yours?
2670455, Jeru Da Damaja's skit on Group Home's album
Posted by Justin_Maldonado_7, Tue Mar-06-12 11:07 AM
that beat was fire
>My favorite skit is from 36 Chambers.
>2nd favorite would be The "Rap de Rap Show" (the Doo-Doo
>maaaaaan) from De La Soul is Dead.
>
>whats yours?
2670581, thats not a really a skit,
Posted by Fructose Soda, Tue Mar-06-12 05:39 PM
its more of an interlude.
But, I like the beat too.
2670608, Ghostface...
Posted by spidey, Tue Mar-06-12 07:53 PM
...can't remember the LP, maybe "Supreme"...the one about which girl he would bang, talking bout "3's Company", Janet vs Chrisie, up in the Regal Begal with Larry...shit makes me die...too funny...