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2470496, Turquoise Jeep is so awful its incredible...
Posted by phenompyrus, Fri Dec-10-10 12:22 PM
You can't make this shit up...

Lemme Smang It
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0

Fried or Fertilized
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ&feature=channel

Stretchy Pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prfoq00bG3Y&feature=channel

Cavities... Dude has green chest hair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E&feature=channel

There's more of course, but damn, this shit is horrendous.
2470498, Shit's funny as hell
Posted by CheckP, Fri Dec-10-10 12:28 PM
2470521, F. FLOSSY LOVES LADIES & RELATIONS!!! nm
Posted by Binlahab, Fri Dec-10-10 01:08 PM

i will work harder


http://tinyurl.com/23yexkq

laters
2470555, RE: Turquoise Jeep is so awful its incredible...
Posted by melanon, Fri Dec-10-10 01:54 PM
i still can't deduce whether they are serious or not. and is the facial hair glued on?


between Flynt's stache, whatchamacallit's goatee, the fat guy's shirtless dancing with green paint on his chest & mohawk & young humma's rape eyes i want to believe they're the greatest comedy troop of all time.



and the dance moves. oh, oh the wonderful dance moves.
2470557, it's the greatest shit ever!
Posted by x49, Fri Dec-10-10 01:56 PM
humma's rapey eyes are key! and flynt flossy is the dude
2470606, This has to be a joke
Posted by dalecooper, Fri Dec-10-10 03:05 PM
"Cavities" is cracking me the fuck UP.

edit - White girl at the end is also working for me. She's selling it, and I'm buying.
2470610, Fried or fertilized
Posted by dalecooper, Fri Dec-10-10 03:14 PM
Oh god. Credit to them for thinking of that retarded concept and then actually UNDER-selling it.
2470638, the fact that people can't tell if "smang it" is a joke or not
Posted by PimpMacula, Fri Dec-10-10 04:11 PM
is very telling of the current state of the industry.
2470662, Sex Syrup
Posted by KangolLove, Fri Dec-10-10 05:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DaLN0AH32s
2470674, The girls in their videos
Posted by dalecooper, Fri Dec-10-10 05:30 PM
should NOT be that good-looking.
2470892, Tummi kinda went in on this one.
Posted by JFrost1117, Sat Dec-11-10 04:38 AM
It's like, a good 4% dope.

And the chick with the big titties in "Cavities" is amazing.
2473886, the one with the black top that kinda feels herself up at the start?
Posted by araQual, Thu Dec-16-10 05:56 AM
HELL FUGGIN YES.

V.
2470685, i love them. they need to drop something for the holidays.
Posted by CherNic, Fri Dec-10-10 05:43 PM
2470805, top 10 quotables from Smang It
Posted by Binlahab, Fri Dec-10-10 10:34 PM
10) imma make u look like a wild thornberry
9) cooch contusion
8) its a love scene baby w/ no communication
7) DAMN! really hope that that aint true
6) tummy scratch beat!
5) smash bang fusion
4) i like to mix it up, i like to do stuff
3) GOT MINEZ OFF! *swings @ camera*
2) f dot floss loves ladies & relations!
1) lingerie!


i will work harder


http://tinyurl.com/23yexkq

laters
2470875, Hell fuckin yeah.
Posted by JFrost1117, Sat Dec-11-10 03:29 AM
Cooch contusion cheers me up when I'm down.
2470814, These people have...
Posted by jimaveli, Fri Dec-10-10 11:19 PM
added years onto my life. My goodness..this is some of the greatest satire ever. Its insane because its put together better than a lot of 'real' stuff. Stretchy Pants...they gotta get rid of that one, because it ruins the illusion that they could be even remotely serious. Otherwise, everyone is just about deadpan enough to make you wonder..which DOES say a lot about hwere things are.

Cavities, Sex Syrup (!), Shuyamouf, Fried or Fertilized...just brilliantly questionable music. Fried or Fertilized is just amazing. The dances that go with the stuff (Smang It!) just adds to the brilliance.

I want everyone who hasn't seen this stuff to see it right now. I'm just upset my friends and I hadn't taken things this far before.

And yes...the women they have involved in this are unnecessarily acceptable-looking for what is going on.

Jimaveli

>You can't make this shit up...
>
>Lemme Smang It
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0
>
>Fried or Fertilized
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ&feature=channel
>
>Stretchy Pants
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prfoq00bG3Y&feature=channel
>
>Cavities... Dude has green chest hair
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E&feature=channel
>
>There's more of course, but damn, this shit is horrendous.
2470819, RE: These people have...
Posted by melanon, Fri Dec-10-10 11:33 PM
i'm 100% unsure if it's a joke or not. i think they're from Cleveland...i imagine this type of thing goes down out there.
2473879, how you like yo eggs?...fried or fertilized?
Posted by Mr. Merge, Thu Dec-16-10 05:02 AM
she said was that your belly..or was it birds chripin'? (TWEET!!) HAHAHAHAHAHA
2474477, Brilliantly questionable! That's the term!
Posted by JFrost1117, Fri Dec-17-10 12:57 AM
2473885, they really are fucking awesome
Posted by araQual, Thu Dec-16-10 05:55 AM
its satire so good it beats the shit out of what it's parodying and legitimises itself in the process. brilliant.

V.
2474438, wait, is the original poster saying they suck?
Posted by araQual, Thu Dec-16-10 10:51 PM
dude? "horrendous"? lol really?

V.
2474440, its dead pan comedy and very very good
Posted by dafriquan, Thu Dec-16-10 11:00 PM
when i first heard smash bang, i found it so funny that i couldn't even laugh at first. the dance they came up with?? lol...fucking ridiculous..even just thinking of it is making me laugh.

torq jeep FTW!
2474456, i like Tummiscratch makes an appearance at the end lol
Posted by araQual, Thu Dec-16-10 11:26 PM
epic.

V.
2474489, http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4637/ok5.gif
Posted by Fisticuffs, Fri Dec-17-10 01:48 AM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4637/ok5.gif
2474503, Buddha bless u, sir.
Posted by araQual, Fri Dec-17-10 03:15 AM
AWESOME.

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2474601, lol
Posted by dafriquan, Fri Dec-17-10 11:20 AM
genius
2474459, be friends with Tummiscratch on Facebook
Posted by araQual, Thu Dec-16-10 11:32 PM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001236481375

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2474460, OMG @ 2:02 ON STRETCHY PANTS
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Dec-16-10 11:32 PM
http://i32.tinypic.com/vp9guh.jpg
2474461, Pretty Raheem - Wifey Boo (feat. Flynt Flossy)
Posted by araQual, Thu Dec-16-10 11:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLVx7TDS25I

lol not as awesome as the others (the earlier ones are a bit more amateur hour), but Raheems moves ALONE are worth it.

V.
2474464, i put EVERYONE on to them
Posted by renebug, Thu Dec-16-10 11:42 PM
its a must.


right now sex syrup is my fav....but thats cause i wore out shuyamouff, fried or fertilized and shmang it.


but the white dude singing like prince and with them glasses and that vest...


"no oatmeal that's overkill"

omg. why is that my ringtone.


"i think i love u baby, oooh, hope its not too late!"
2474468, on some real shit tho? them hi-hats on 'shuyamouf' go hard as shit
Posted by PimpMacula, Fri Dec-17-10 12:08 AM
2474497, RE: on some real shit tho? them hi-hats on 'shuyamouf' go hard as shit
Posted by Mr. Merge, Fri Dec-17-10 02:32 AM
Yung Humma > Wiz Khalifa
2474505, Yung Humma tshirt
Posted by araQual, Fri Dec-17-10 03:36 AM
http://www.turquoisejeep.com/Turquoise_Jeep_Records/Merchandise_files/humma%20new%20color%200001.jpg

DO WANT.

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2474544, I'm like, choking laughing.
Posted by JFrost1117, Fri Dec-17-10 08:20 AM
2479988, Im *this* close from getting the Flynt Flossy is my Favorite Rapper...
Posted by phenompyrus, Tue Dec-28-10 02:38 PM
Shirt.
2479989, ^up, I forgot about this one, shit's great.
Posted by phenompyrus, Tue Dec-28-10 02:39 PM
n/m
2480007, yall know they have an album on itunes and amazon right?
Posted by CherNic, Tue Dec-28-10 03:00 PM
My friend bought it. Ima get it from him lmao I can't wait
2480089, No shit? An album?
Posted by phenompyrus, Tue Dec-28-10 04:55 PM
I'm in.
2480167, Keep The Jeep Ridin'
Posted by JFrost1117, Tue Dec-28-10 06:49 PM
2480339, Copped.
Posted by phenompyrus, Tue Dec-28-10 10:53 PM
2481503, RE: Copped.
Posted by jimaveli, Thu Dec-30-10 06:18 PM
>

Same here. Straight copped as soon as I found out yesterday. This series of songs and videos deserves serious study and consideration. The spin-offs from them (a Slick Mahoney solo album = so bought) and folks mimicking them should be great too. Whether its accidental brilliance or well-crafted comedic satire is immaterial at this point for me..this stuff is great in so many ways and sadly...more worthy of my time for entertainment than some 'legit' stuff that folks are putting out with zero percent joking involved. Slick Mahoney is my hero as psuedo Color Me Badd/Prince (Grab my Belt is a lost Bobby Valentino song) and Tummiscratch is a wicked mastermind for his role in all of this stuff.

Jimaveli
2483813, Go Grab my Belt video
Posted by jimaveli, Mon Jan-03-11 11:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mNQX8lUEDI

Wow. And another unneccessarily hot girl on the video! Slick Mahony is just ridiculous and great in so many ways. And just when I don't think they could have dances for every song...these guys are adding years onto my life. Its hard to be depressed after watching this stuff. I hate that folks are link and youtube video'd out from getting bad/lame videos in between every Dodson or this. Everyone and their mama's friend with no computer should be seeing these videos. Just great..too 'good' to be that much worse than what is being sold to folks for real..too ridiculous to be taken as serious..too well executed to ignore/not appreciate.

Jimaveli

>>
>
>Same here. Straight copped as soon as I found out yesterday.
>This series of songs and videos deserves serious study and
>consideration. The spin-offs from them (a Slick Mahoney solo
>album = so bought) and folks mimicking them should be great
>too. Whether its accidental brilliance or well-crafted comedic
>satire is immaterial at this point for me..this stuff is great
>in so many ways and sadly...more worthy of my time for
>entertainment than some 'legit' stuff that folks are putting
>out with zero percent joking involved. Slick Mahoney is my
>hero as psuedo Color Me Badd/Prince (Grab my Belt is a lost
>Bobby Valentino song) and Tummiscratch is a wicked mastermind
>for his role in all of this stuff.
>
>Jimaveli
2483831, Outside of these retarded ass videos
Posted by JFrost1117, Mon Jan-03-11 11:24 PM
Slick is fuckin 2 for 2. His songs are actually jammin and if the videos weren't so silly you'd never know it.
2483869, Tummiscratch did his thing
Posted by Fisticuffs, Tue Jan-04-11 12:38 AM
the guitar was a nice addition and slick is delivering.
2483894, it starts with S
Posted by araQual, Tue Jan-04-11 01:56 AM
and ends with lick.
how COULD u be confused?

V.
2484607, ^Great album^
Posted by phenompyrus, Wed Jan-05-11 09:28 AM
2483870, Sex Syrup has been my joint for a while. best P***** song in a while.
Posted by FortifiedLive, Tue Jan-04-11 12:40 AM
2483893, the genius of SHUYAMOUF finally hit me a few days ago
Posted by araQual, Tue Jan-04-11 01:56 AM
i was only semi-feeling the older ones cos they were quite obviously NOT Tummiscratch beats, but man...it's gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt1cmGZgNjk

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2483927, Horrendously awesome!
Posted by cidolfas, Tue Jan-04-11 07:02 AM
2483929, RE: Horrendously awesome!
Posted by Mr. Merge, Tue Jan-04-11 07:10 AM
SEX SYRUP is my jam!! I thought that guy was in the 'Fried or Fertilized' video for no reason,hahahaha!
2483932, RE: Turquoise Jeep is so awful its incredible...
Posted by Slugger_Onions, Tue Jan-04-11 07:39 AM
Hahaha...
2484382, Wow some of you have no sense of humor.
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Tue Jan-04-11 10:36 PM

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2484621, I've been showing this to all my friends
Posted by dalecooper, Wed Jan-05-11 10:06 AM
I love these guys.
2541792, bump...
Posted by da_illest_one, Tue Apr-26-11 10:13 AM

Also I can't wait for Happy Sexgiving

On The Lookout 4:
some new music. WTF is going on this year?
2541805, Is it bad that I know a guy who would fit perfectly in this group?
Posted by phenompyrus, Tue Apr-26-11 10:28 AM
I'm always telling him, and sending him the new TJ videos, he's not pleased, haha.
2541821, If Smang it was out in 86 it would have been a hit
Posted by OldPro, Tue Apr-26-11 10:58 AM
lyrics and all

I'm sorry but that beat is great
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2541865, Yea that Tummiscratch dude is alright...
Posted by phenompyrus, Tue Apr-26-11 12:25 PM
2542377, RE: Turquoise Jeep is so awful its incredible...
Posted by LucidDreamer85, Wed Apr-27-11 08:00 PM
Been into them for a while. My one group of friends is obsessed with them.

Let me smang it is the only one with an actual good beat.

But i mean the " I like to dance " video is possibly one of the best music videos ever made in any genre.

Flint flossy can't dance circles around people....

" Heard the coochie whistle " lol