Tom Cruise:***The Michelle Bachman-Esqe Choose This At Your Own Peril Choice****"Tom Cruise Crazy" - Jonathan Coultonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA34Wd-aA4o*****The More Realistic Choice***"Paradise City" - Guns N Roseshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV1finf9Oio(^^his performance on the Rock of Ages soundtrack. Don't ask him to sing, please.)Judd Apatow:"Lady" - Styxhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9ZLEmU-QNY(in tribute to this cringe-tastic classic Freaks & Geeks scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzrMrglib6c starts at about 1:30)