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Topic subjectMo'Nique WON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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13481457, Mo'Nique WON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Posted by Damali, Sun Mar-26-23 10:01 PM
She sued Netflix, they SETTLED with her

AND

filmed her fucking special and its airing on Netflix on Apr 4. I can't wait to watch it.

So many of y'all talked shit about her back in 2018...'she don't deserve ABC and she isn't worth XYZ'....oh well. cry about it bitches LOL

https://www.revolt.tv/article/2023-02-22/274983/monique-lands-netflix-comedy-special/

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"i do more for both our communities than you'll ever know." - Heinz
"But rest assured, in my luxurious house built on the backs of people darker than me, I am sipping fine scotch and scoffing at how stupid you are." - bshelly
13481458, why would anyone cry about it?
Posted by PROMO, Sun Mar-26-23 11:37 PM
like, good for her.

i hope it's funny.
13481459, that's called an expression. slang, if you will
Posted by Damali, Sun Mar-26-23 11:44 PM
so many people here were so shitty in that post about her back then


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"i do more for both our communities than you'll ever know." - Heinz
"But rest assured, in my luxurious house built on the backs of people darker than me, I am sipping fine scotch and scoffing at how stupid you are." - bshelly
13481460, i know it's slang, LOL.
Posted by PROMO, Mon Mar-27-23 12:40 AM
you're going hard on some feeling justified, told you so, etc ish which is fine i guess.

two things can be and are true: Netflix didn't negotiate in good faith, and Mo'Nique is not on the level (only talking draw, not talent - that's up for artistic debate) where she should expect to make what Chappelle and Chris Rock make. and, that was pretty much most people's argument about the whole thing. even though she won, and she's getting her moment with Netflix, she's STILL not going to command what those guys command.

lastly, if you're reading this Netflix: after his most recent one...maybe give Chris a little less next time LOL. and whatever you think to give Amy Schumer? just save it and give it to Mo'Nique or literally ANYONE else.

13481466, happy for her..
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Mar-27-23 06:48 AM
huge Mo’Nique fan.

Hope that shit pops too
13481474, She don' let the enemy become her footstool. Good for her.
Posted by mochalox, Mon Mar-27-23 10:16 AM
I guess we'll get to hear everything she should be telling a licensed therapist...

Should be juicy. Hope it's simultaneously funny.

Wonder if Daddy will let her tell it all... or will he be worse than the Hays code folks...

13481969, I wanted to like it, but it was more of a confessional
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Apr-05-23 11:52 AM
than a traditional stand up.

I kept waiting for her to drop them jokes but it never happened
13481979, yea
Posted by grey, Wed Apr-05-23 12:36 PM
always thought she was a way better actor than stand-up (see: the reading, which was some bullshit but she sold it lol).

she remind me of any number of aunties who will have you ROLLING at the card table tellin a story, but it didnt really translate this special. happy for her though.
13482050, fukk outta here w/that. So was Rothaniel
Posted by Damali, Wed Apr-05-23 10:16 PM
so was that 3 mics shit that Neal Brennan did

so was Nanette

so is everything tig notaro does

so was Chris Rock's bullshit

at the end of the day, she got the bag she deserved and I'm happy for her. and i'm sure the ratings were banging cuz one thing folks gonna do is hate watch some shit *shrug*

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13482053, the fuck are you yapping about?
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Apr-06-23 05:28 AM
13482128, lol
Posted by tariqhu, Thu Apr-06-23 03:29 PM
13482131, I’m happy she held strong and got her special
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Apr-06-23 03:42 PM
but that doesn’t mean it was special

13482138, I've yet to watch it.
Posted by tariqhu, Thu Apr-06-23 04:47 PM
but I've seen very few specials lately. so not sure I'll actually catch it. haven't seen Chris Rock's either.

I agree that it's good that she got her papes.
13482242, Lol
Posted by Cenario, Sat Apr-08-23 04:38 PM
13482428, lol
Posted by kinetic94761180, Tue Apr-11-23 09:34 PM
13482064, got about 25 min in and hadnt laughed....
Posted by KnowOne, Thu Apr-06-23 09:28 AM
so I tapped out. Happy for her that she stood her ground and won. Maybe she's just not for me.
13482073, wife and I were ready.. we kept waiting and waiting
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Apr-06-23 10:04 AM
then we realized it wasn’t going to be an old school Monique stand up special.

so we watched David A Arnold’s last stand up and laughed out loud.

shocked to realize dude passed away suddenly. Totally forgot about that.
13482130, Same that shit was trash lol
Posted by ThaTruth, Thu Apr-06-23 03:34 PM
13482185, never cared for her
Posted by Airbreed, Fri Apr-07-23 11:18 AM
the first and last time i saw her was when she opened a concert at radio city 10 years ago that featured jill scott, chaka khan, marsha ambrosius, and robin thicke. she spent the majority of her stand up with a whole bunch of "fucks" "shits" "assholes" and "motherfuckers", while my lady and I were waiting for the punchline. it was like eating canned tuna for the first time. never again.
13482188, we don’t mind cursing but my wife was like gotdamn..
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Apr-07-23 11:21 AM
she cursing too fucking much for me.

probably wouldn’t have mattered if there were actual jokes and punchlines

13482192, same here.
Posted by Airbreed, Fri Apr-07-23 11:37 AM
>she cursing too fucking much for me.
>
>probably wouldn’t have mattered if there were actual jokes
>and punchlines
>
>

lol yup, agreed.
13482225, Yeah it's really bad. Corey Holcomb was right lol
Posted by Lach, Fri Apr-07-23 07:38 PM
13482226, should've watched Sommore special instead its much better
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Fri Apr-07-23 09:46 PM
13482227, Yes Sommore was a lot better
Posted by ThaTruth, Sat Apr-08-23 12:30 AM
13482182, Always happy to see Black folks get their bag.
Posted by spades, Fri Apr-07-23 11:06 AM
13482199, monique got a beyhive out here?
Posted by Reeq, Fri Apr-07-23 12:14 PM
13482228, Netflix took pity Monique thew her a bone and gave her some money.
Posted by 81 DUN, Sat Apr-08-23 02:28 AM
13482229, Did Monique win by having the number 1 ranked comedy. No
Posted by 81 DUN, Sat Apr-08-23 02:31 AM
She crided he way to a special
13482241, I was hoping she would kill it and prove why she deserved X amount
Posted by legsdiamond, Sat Apr-08-23 03:10 PM
not sure this proved it.

Of course we all tuned in to see if she would address the controversies but for me it wasn’t that funny.
13482252, she already proved it, dumbass.
Posted by Damali, Sat Apr-08-23 08:51 PM
she hasn't and doesn't ever have to prove it to YOU.

none of you have ever had the ability or power to determine her worth.

she did that HERSELF and stood her ground on that shit and got paid an amount that she AGREED to in order to record a specia...which was the point from the beginning. period end of story.

tha fuck she need to prove to YOU? you think because YALL don't like it, the outcome is gonna magically change? LOL

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"i do more for both our communities than you'll ever know." - Heinz
"But rest assured, in my luxurious house built on the backs of people darker than me, I am sipping fine scotch and scoffing at how stupid you are." - bshelly
13482262, Stfu Mrs Allstah.. lol
Posted by legsdiamond, Sun Apr-09-23 08:27 AM
you out here sounding dumb as fuck since you returned.

13482265, lol
Posted by Lurkmode, Sun Apr-09-23 09:01 AM
n/m
13482289, i don't care how you think i sound. i said what i said.
Posted by Damali, Sun Apr-09-23 10:03 PM

"i do more for both our communities than you'll ever know." - Heinz
"But rest assured, in my luxurious house built on the backs of people darker than me, I am sipping fine scotch and scoffing at how stupid you are." - bshelly
13482309, cool, now you know how we feel about your post
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-10-23 12:31 PM
13482276, Yeah, what was the W? Forced Netflix to give you a special?
Posted by Heinz, Sun Apr-09-23 02:01 PM
Settlements are not an indication of a win or an exoneration in any manner. It wouldn't have looked good for Netflix to double down and let it go further into the courts. Even if they won in court the backlash would have still been "big corporation vs a minority", it was a lose lose situation. It saved them the headache and makes sense to settle and just give her a special. What is your guess, $1-2M with a large chunk going to the lawyers?

13482283, I'm not sure what a W would have been for netflix if they
Posted by Adwhizz, Sun Apr-09-23 04:52 PM
decided to take that to trial.

Not the negotiation strategy I would have went with but it got Mo a payday and a special so I guess it worked.

I don't have Netflix anymore so I can't talk about how funny the special actually was
13482236, I liked it more than I expected.
Posted by tariqhu, Sat Apr-08-23 11:00 AM
it wasn't really funny though. more like a diary being read out loud with a couple of kinda funny spots.
13482266, I agree
Posted by Lurkmode, Sun Apr-09-23 09:02 AM

>it wasn't really funny though. more like a diary being read out loud >with a couple of kinda funny spots.


True
13482251, what was the cursing to crass sex jokes ratio?
Posted by FLUIDJ, Sat Apr-08-23 08:48 PM
?
13482253, do you ask this question about male comedians or....
Posted by Damali, Sat Apr-08-23 08:53 PM
i give y'all misogynist trash heaps points for consistency tho.

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"i do more for both our communities than you'll ever know." - Heinz
"But rest assured, in my luxurious house built on the backs of people darker than me, I am sipping fine scotch and scoffing at how stupid you are." - bshelly
13482268, ha!
Posted by xandra360, Sun Apr-09-23 10:01 AM
>i give y'all misogynist trash heaps points for consistency
>tho.

Never change Damali ;-)
13482286, so mothafukin 1 : muthafukin 2 then muthafucka??
Posted by FLUIDJ, Sun Apr-09-23 08:43 PM
13482267, She did muthafuckin win. This muthafuckin special is muthafuckin hard
Posted by Boogie Stimuli, Sun Apr-09-23 09:39 AM
to gotdamn watch tho nigga.

I rode muthafuckin HARD for her muthafuckin ass, especially on here, nigga, but jesus gotdamn christ.
It's like she muthafuckin forgot how to be a muthafuckin comedian, or maybe she never really muthafuckin knew? The gotdamn story about her muthafuckin friend from the muthafuckin special class who wore the muthafuckin helmet... She ended that gotdamn story by saying her gotdamn friend took the muthafuckin helmet off and said "Monique". She replied "What", and that was the muthafuckin end. No gotdamn punchline, no witty muthafuckin ending. Was the muthafuckin nod supposed to be the muthafuckin punchline? She'd already muthafuckin done that.

She's telling long ass muthafuckin stories that barely contain anything funny. You've mentioned gotdamn Rothanial. The muthafuckin difference was his gotdamn story was one that's often unmuthafuckintold, and it was interesting listening to him work through his muthafuckin shit. This isn't that, nigga.

I'm currently at the part where she says the hippo is "the sexiest muthafuckin animal in the gotdamn jungle".......... Bestiality thoughts? This where we going? Man, this is hard to watch.

I gotdamn wish she was more interesting muthafuckin storyteller in this bitch. And she's muthafuckin cussing like me and my gotdamn friends in muthafucking elementary school when we muthafuckin realized we could gotdamn do it without our muthafucking parents or teachers hearing us and shit. Like she's muthafuckin 9 years old. It's muthafuckin rare that a gotdamn adult cusses so muthafuckin much that it's annoying but gotdamnit, this is one of them muthafuckin cases, nigga.
13482269, muthafuckin hilarious muthafuckin take
Posted by legsdiamond, Sun Apr-09-23 10:26 AM
and the bisexual reveal seemed a bit calculated after ole boy revealed he was gay.

13482271, I was wondering the same thing but couldn't be sure.
Posted by Boogie Stimuli, Sun Apr-09-23 10:41 AM
Only thing I can be sure about it is that it was a weak tie-in to the part about ppl saying she's no Dave or Chris. Idk man, the whole thing just sounded amateurish for someone who made such a big deal about their standup worth. I rode for her to get her shot, but this wasn't how you let muthafuckas know who the fuck you are or whatever. But hey, congrats to her. If demand is high for another one, I'll be wrong. Tyler Perry got big off low-brow stuff. Maybe she'll continue doing the same, although I'm not sure since she dissed the church, and that's who mostly supported Tyler *shrugs* Who knows.


>and the bisexual reveal seemed a bit calculated after ole boy
>revealed he was gay.




13482304, Dave or Chris? she's not even the best 'Queen of Comedy, Sommore's...
Posted by ThaTruth, Mon Apr-10-23 10:24 AM
show was way better than Mo'Nique's sad ass self therapy session
13482310, Sommore killed her special
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-10-23 12:33 PM
that is how you can tell someone has been working on their craft all these years.

Its obvious Monique been chillin’ and chasing women
13482312, At least something positive came out of this post
Posted by Numba_33, Mon Apr-10-23 12:55 PM
seeing that it appears the majority of folks on her think Monique's current special is trash; Sommore's current special is getting some shine. I wouldn't have known that she has a current special it it wasn't for folks bring it up in this thread as I don't have a Netflix account. I might give this a gander. It's been many moons since I've seen her do stand-up, but I remember her as being a good storyteller and is able to a use bit of self-deprecating humor as well.

I have to admit, Booger Stimuli's response is making a small part of me want to watch Monique's special to see if she truly curses to the extent of his response. A larger part of me doesn't want to be bothered; I have vague memories of watching her segment from the Queens of Comedy special years ago and I found her material to be way over the top and too crass.
13482314, see, I loved Monique on QOC.
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-10-23 01:03 PM
and I think the reason so many people are complaining about the cursing is because there weren’t that many jokes to break things up.

13482315, Even more positivity in this thread
Posted by Numba_33, Mon Apr-10-23 01:10 PM
as you are giving Monique credit for her comedic craft, at least from her old material.

To be fair, it probably isn't fair I hold that special against her as that special is literally two decades old by now. I have to think it's fair to assume she's a much different person now compared to when that special aired.
13482316, yes.. she is less funny, lol
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-10-23 01:26 PM
13482342, this was opening dialog. lol
Posted by tariqhu, Mon Apr-10-23 04:27 PM
https://youtu.be/KqsOdwQgjVQ?t=438

13482343, Please do, and let us know how much you think I'm exaggerating.
Posted by Boogie Stimuli, Mon Apr-10-23 04:55 PM
>I have to admit, Boogie Stimuli's response is making a small
>part of me want to watch Monique's special to see if she truly
>curses to the extent of his response.
13482270, I muthafuckin finished it nigga.
Posted by Boogie Stimuli, Sun Apr-09-23 10:31 AM
The muthafuckin story about how she didn't wanna stand up for her muthafuckin aunt to her gotdamn grandmother, because she didn't wanna fall outta muthafuckin favor with her was some real muthafuckin shit. The best muthafuckin part of the special immfo.
Overall, I feel like a better muthafuckin writer or comedian could've made her muthafuckin story a lot more muthafuckin interesting, but she's muthafuckin MONIQUE! And I guess her muthafuckin ass can only give you the shit that she can muthafuckin do. Congratumuthafuckinlations to her on standing her muthafuckin ground and muthafucking getting her own gotdamn shit tho.
13482288, ^^^dis muthafucka right here must have "muthafucka" on a hot key^^^^
Posted by PROMO, Sun Apr-09-23 08:55 PM
cuz i don't know how else you type "muthafucka" that many times in this post.

bravo!
13482296, control + V like a muhhhfukka
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-10-23 08:56 AM
13482349, almost as if a 100 billion dollar company
Posted by fif, Mon Apr-10-23 07:39 PM
had a pretty good idea how much her hour would be worth.
13482514, nice! how much did you make from it
Posted by Brotha Sun, Wed Apr-12-23 06:38 PM
any mutual aid funds for black women getting royalties from this?


no?