i appreciated how that reporter arranged the info in the article:

the "Step 1....Step 2..." template is already poking fun (deservedly) at their ridiculous stance.

""My clients aren't racist at all"...{immediately followed by} when asked about their twitter account, "oh, that doesn't count" said their lawyer"

"The house guest wasn't invited to the party" {immediately after the mention of the Jamaican woman that lives on their property}

like she thought "you two are terrible, and i'm adding some extra subtle 'tar & feathering' for good measure"