Bouncer told me 'no tank tops' at the door. No problem, I planned for this. Went and grabbed my button-down from the car a block away. Come back, bouncer is like 'ok, cool. You can go in. Thanks, man.'

I swear right after he said that, a couple of white guys came stumbling out the door laughing (apparently to go smoke). One of them had a tank top on.

Bouncer got apologetic-as-fuck, lol.


>But as they turn you away for your white tee, you notice 5
>white guys inside with white tees on.