and funny

>Top Gun? Not hardly. Rocky II? eh. Getting there.
>
>Neither of those even scratch the surface of cinematic
>caucasity. Top Gun is just a good old fashioned 80's "american
>fuck yeah!" action flick.
>
>How you gonna have a trinity of cinematic caucasity without
>ONE film that embodies the true essences of cinematic
>caucasity: SAVIOR COMPLEX and MAXIMUM WHITE AGENCY.
>
>So i nominate the following films, not for a trinity, but for
>a council of cinematic caucasity. If there was a Council of
>Elrond for white ass films, these guys would have a seat at
>the table:
>
>1. Dangerous Minds (white saveya!)
>2. It's a Wonderful Life (white cultural idealism)
>3. Gone With The Wind (c'mon.)
>4. Titanic (they even seperated the whites from
>the dirty whites in this one. plus Celine Dion)
>5. Breakfast Club (white adolescent agency to the maxxx!)
>6. Boondock Saints (white guys get guns and decide they're
>gonna set things straight. Sound familiar?)
>7. Pretty Woman (white womenz agency! and fairy tale)
> 7a. The Blind Side (c'mon)
>8. The Help (white saveya! now with 20% more guud whitefolk)
>9. Avatar (black voiced blue guy says let's fight- naw that's
>a bad idea. Jakey Saveya says fight? - RRRAAAWWWRRRRRRR. And
>he gets the choicest blue booty in the trible. C'mon)
> 9a. The Last Samurai (same as above)
>10. The 10 Commandments (c'mon! Still holds cinematic record
>for sheer tonnage of bronzer used. On every Easter. Standard
>bearer for erasure of minorities in their own culture)
>
>Other categories-
>
>Special Black Friend Award: Driving Miss Daisy
>Special Black Friend Award (Magical Category): Legend of
>Bagger Vance
>Special Black Friend Lifetime Achievement Award: Ghost
>
>
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>
>"To Each His Reach"
>
>but.....
>
>Fuck aliens.