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Topic subject | Loud ass car engines are to men what long ass eyelashes are to women? |
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13460208, Loud ass car engines are to men what long ass eyelashes are to women? Posted by legsdiamond, Wed May-11-22 01:14 PM
meaning these things aren’t really to attract the opposite sex but to impress their peers.
Cause I cant see any gotdamn reason a woman would want to be in a car with a loud ass engine.. lol
and what dude likes eyelashes that are 5 inches long?
this is my confession
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13460210, also masculinity issues Posted by rdhull, Wed May-11-22 01:23 PM
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13461231, reminds me of a dude in my gym Posted by Lach, Tue May-24-22 02:16 PM
who every day walks around posing and walking like a gorilla. Then when he's done he goes outside and blasts music in his Camaro for 10 minutes and then drives off like a plane about to take off. It's like wtf. And it aint like he's a kid. Dude is in his 30s. smh
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13460212, I enoy long ass eyelashes WAY more than loud ass car engines Posted by Adwhizz, Wed May-11-22 01:40 PM
loud cars/motorcycles annoy the fuck out of me.
Especially when you hear a car from like 5 blocks away that sounds like a rusty helicopter and then eventually you see a Honda civic putting by at like 20 MPH
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13460217, natural long lashes are lovely, on some you in love and really looking at Posted by Cenario, Wed May-11-22 02:38 PM
her shit.
the fake joints....nah.
and I don't even even want no loud ass engine...for what...to catch the police attention. Give me some shit that purrs and moves.
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13460267, I have long eyelashes.. I know what they do for the game Posted by legsdiamond, Thu May-12-22 10:16 AM
but these fake ones that look like spiders on their face.. nah
Maybe its me but I prefer enhancements that don’t scream “THESE ARE FAKE AS HELLLLLL”
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13460485, . Posted by Triptych, Sat May-14-22 03:07 PM
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13460487, same - probably the most common comment I get. Posted by Triptych, Sat May-14-22 03:17 PM
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13460219, Idk it’s a lot of women in those hellcat and tuner clubs Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Wed May-11-22 03:03 PM
I went to an event with my boy and they were out. Some Ppl just like loud cars
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13460268, I’m not surprised you would know them junior.. lol Posted by legsdiamond, Thu May-12-22 10:17 AM
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13460225, i joke when a loud car is next to me Posted by mista k5, Wed May-11-22 03:33 PM
on some "oof sounds like theyre struggling to keep up with my elantra"
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13460229, lmao Posted by Cenario, Wed May-11-22 03:55 PM
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13460261, LOL Posted by Ashy Achilles, Thu May-12-22 08:49 AM
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13460230, i don't mind a loud car as much if its an actual muscle car Posted by Mynoriti, Wed May-11-22 04:01 PM
like if it's a 68 Camaro and i can smell the gasoline, i'm like ok cool..
but when it's a dude in a 2005 Civic with a loud ass flowmaster muffler and a giant spoiler on the back who doesn't realize the only people who don't think he looks like a complete douche are other morons with setups like this...
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13460231, true Posted by Cenario, Wed May-11-22 04:08 PM
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13461230, Lumpy cams are a beautiful sound Posted by spenzalii, Tue May-24-22 02:15 PM
Where the car sounds like it's about to cut off at idle but roars like a bear when you hit the loud pedal? Oh yea...... But I spent a bunch of time at a track, so there's that.
Your standard loud ass Chargers and H-piped Mustangs? I get it, but it's a little annoying in my old man days.
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13460236, shit don't impress me. if you're car got a loud engine or pipes... Posted by PROMO, Wed May-11-22 04:45 PM
i assume your small meat, automatically.
if you got a nice audio system? respect, cuz i love music.
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13460240, there are about 5-6 loud cars parked in front of my building Posted by bearfield, Wed May-11-22 06:00 PM
chargers and camaros mostly. i think they are all owned by women. every day these morons get in their car early in the morning, turn on the engine, and start blasting music. 20 minutes later they decide to pull out of their parking spot. it's infuriating
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13460545, 100%. This shit here is truly infuriating Posted by flipnile, Mon May-16-22 10:44 AM
>every day these morons get in their car early in the >morning, turn on the engine, and start blasting music. 20 >minutes later they decide to pull out of their parking spot. >it's infuriating
Why do I hear about 6-8 door slams, but they only got four doors (and a trunk)? Then they turn on the cars, turn on some BS music (or worse, have a phone conversation through the car speakers), and it always takes at least 10 minutes for them to finally leave.
One of my goals is a house w/ a long driveway so people can't park anywhere near my house.
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13460244, Oh! That explains it (it being both) Posted by SuiteLady, Wed May-11-22 07:15 PM
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13460245, I got old quick as fuck. Ff you roll down my block with a boomin system Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Wed May-11-22 07:42 PM
your an asshole.
Im my trunk is rattling and im next to you or a few cars behind, youre the asshole.
But i will bump the shit out of my car full treble with my stick stereo
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13460275, choppers & 3 T-rex's w/ speakers facing OUTSIDE Posted by seasoned vet, Thu May-12-22 11:35 AM
are running neck and neck with loud ass car engines
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13460492, i am going to wholeheartedly cosign both points. b/c neither make any damn Posted by poetx, Sat May-14-22 05:01 PM
sense.
peace & blessings,
x.
www.twitter.com/poetx
========================================= I'm an advocate for working smarter, not harder. If you just focus on working hard you end up making someone else rich and not having much to show for it. (c) mad
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13460505, rarely think about South Park anymore but this reminds me of the biker ep Posted by Nodima, Sun May-15-22 05:29 AM
https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/4t0tvx/south-park-we-re-turning-some-heads
Tough reference since it's '09 humor so fag is the setup, but as the son of a Harley rider this shit hit me so hard in college
"We just need to get a little louder, that's all!"
~~~~~~~~~ "This is the streets, and I am the trap." � Jay Bilas http://www.popmatters.com/pm/archive/contributor/517 Hip Hop Handbook: http://tinyurl.com/ll4kzz
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13460544, Yes. Rims and gold chains too Posted by flipnile, Mon May-16-22 10:38 AM
My block ends at a T on both ends, and every day there are dudes (or dudettes) gunning their charger, camero or SUV down the block like they are on the highway.
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13460552, this shit had me cryin Posted by legsdiamond, Mon May-16-22 11:55 AM
https://youtu.be/1y3rXoAb1m4
stand back
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13460553, feels like the new stunting is your car being extra quiet Posted by Amritsar, Mon May-16-22 12:22 PM
but we both drive teslas for context
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13460689, Tesla’s are like tattoos, everyone has one now Posted by legsdiamond, Wed May-18-22 09:28 AM
and the creator is an asshole
congrats for helping make this douche into a supervillain.
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13460691, Lmao yep they’re so basic where I live too Posted by Amritsar, Wed May-18-22 09:31 AM
In the bay
Not gonna lie I love riding in my friends muscle cars or he’ll even a Jeep Cherokee with a v6 feels .. powerful these days when I sit in their car
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13460750, those Tesla’s be whispering and shit Posted by legsdiamond, Wed May-18-22 03:14 PM
heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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