and is unwaveringly committed to being as close as possible to and protecting his children.

Hollywood romances in general are fucking weird and over the top, eg: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/jan/17/then-we-drank-each-others-blood-megan-foxs-engagement-is-the-return-of-the-rockstar-relationship

Besides, if he's a simp then kindly KTSE for Kim bc what billionaire mother of 4 invites some rando she's been fucking long distance for a few weeks over to spend the Christmas holidays with her family, lends him her car, etc lol. That, to me, is much game-goofier than a man buying some designer gifts to court a new love interest - and that's *IF* her relationship is even real and not some Jenner Communications production for a hulu storyline and PR.