13442165, welcome to the Empty Nest Club! Its gonna be great! Posted by Damali, Wed Sep-15-21 11:39 AM
i just joined like 6 months ago and its so wild living alone again...
cooking for 1 is HOARD cuz there's always too much leftovers. so i've started buying mini versions of certain appliances. like i have a tiny cast iron skillet so it forces me to make like 1 burger or 1 egg LOL
(not recommended..only weirdos like me do shit like that)
anyway,
i'm also hyper aware of where i set down my cell phone cuz there is no one here to say "call my phone real quick" if i misplace it
walking into the kitchen nude is amazing
buying juice or any beverage and its still there 3 days later is like WTF
and even shopping in the supermarket and only buying things that I LIKE.
ME
JUST ME
yo.
d "But rest assured, in my luxurious house built on the backs of people darker than me, I am sipping fine scotch and scoffing at how stupid you are." - bshelly
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