>and if I go to a 5 star hotel they usually have an ATM
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>and I also expect to have to tip a valet so I’m prepared
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>but this idea that you need cash at all tomes because the grid
>could collapse is hilarious.
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>where the fuck you going that you cant easily hit up an atm?

The idea is to hit the ATM up prior because its not always close by and if you have to go far you likely won't come back and the person you're pretending to try to tip has other tipping customers they're trying to take care of and don't have time for you to figure out how to be an adult.