during the day time is when I'm thinking about sex but then after we wrestle the kids to sleep, I am brain dead and wanting to die and then there is a micro-window from 6 to 9 before wife is asleep on the sofa

meanwhile, during that 6 to 9 window is like ALL THE LEFT OVER TIME I HAVE BEFORE I BECOME A RAG OF HUMAN to do all other non-work, non-parent chore stuff.

if the trash doesnt get out then, the chance of me saying "fuck that trash shit cuh" goes up to 99.5%

if the bombed out kitchen and eating areas don't get cleaned the, the chance of me saying "fuck ALL of them dishes" goes up to 99.5%

I like a clean house goddamnit, but you know what I like more? My partner not saying "I do everything around here"