13425657, "would you still love me if I screamed bible verses from the corner?" Posted by double negative, Tue Mar-02-21 03:35 PM
her: ????
you: mental health baby. I was drinking and eating my bad feelings. working out is how I take control of mental health...and I get to look good for you. *mock growl*
her: hmmmph 🤨
you: *jingle pocket change* i got some quarters, you wanna see how hard you can bounce em' off this fit ass?
her: 😮
you: *mock twerk your ass on her, then turn around and hug her from behind, then whisper in a faselto voice* "She's your Queen-to-be"