all the other stuff, "fresh from the mountain, quadruple filtered through reverse osmosis filters then alkalized" - thats just extra shit.

But, then, let's also not act brand new, reusable bottles have been around for a long time now, you could always buy one


Also - hold up, WHO IS BUYING BOTTLED WATER? What I mean is, is that fact and figure referencing individual people or companies?

without being specific, it's making a blind assumption, kind of like saying, "kale was always popular and consumed before it became trendy" - without including the detail that pizza hut was the largest consumer of Kale in the US for a while when it used kale as display garnish