and did it in plain site. The dice are totally loaded, man. I mean, not new information, but even the worst losers in the investment class aren't allowed to lose.

Added benefit - politicians get to pretend like they're shocked an angered by this. they will bloviate and bluster and then determine they can't do anything on a bipartisan level. Or maybe worse even, they might put additional restrictions on retail investors 'for their safety.