because in my mind the whole timeline would go something like...

Kanye: no fucking way, I ain't that. God is real, the devil a lie

J. Star: fuck you mean "you did not"?! keep it real

Kanye: THE DEVIL IS A LIE...YOUR LIPS ARE MAD MOIST

The public: ...grandma died alone.

Kanye: I can't be anyone but me.

J. Star: fool please

Kanye: I accept who I am, I'M FREEEEEE

The public: ...ok, and? we don't have jobs. you have billions of..

Kanye: You get an album! You get an album! You get an album!

The public: Kanye please help us...

Kanye: Ya'll niggas remember the old Kanye right? Yo, someone call Tyler.

Tyler: You called me cause you and Jeffree fuct? That's sooooooo gay bro.

Kanye: I'M ME AND I'M FREE YA'LL.

Oprah's Couch: Oh god. Oh please god, don't come step on me

Church of Scientology: FUCK. We almost had 'em.

GLAAD board meeting: ha-HA. NOPE. not it.

Tom Cruise, John Travolta in unison: Not like thaaaaat


aight, but really, what if really became a heartfelt story about self-acceptance and redemption which in turn lead to a wise and empathetic Kanye and a new era of artistic output? That won't happen of course. Even if true he would flip it into some obnoxious bullshit.