The oldest was so afraid of pooping when he was 1, we would often catch him straining like fuck to keep poop in while his body was like "no can do chief, I gotta lot of shit on my to-do list and it is BACKED. UP."

now that he's older he's poop shy. he will pee in front of the pope but will only bust a duke if it's against his will, as in, his body is making the choice independent of his will. I know this is true because he always has a super confused look on his face when it's happening.


That cookie stuff...oh man. I'm just now getting a taste of that. The youngest now gives a fuck and will scream if he's not included if something different is given to his brother.