these lil gremlins know 3 words

Daddy, I want...

will ask for food an then flip the fuck out if I use the wrong color cup or one has a fork thats bigger.

I cam give the 5 year old cookies 5 while the 3 year old is in the bathroom. Then give the 3 year old. Then give the 3 year old 3 cookies and the 5 year old 2 more cookies and the 5 year old thinks its unfair and she got a raw deal.

and this lil 3 year old will pee in the potty all day but pooping??? Shes scared. Will fight me.. physically, fight me to not sit on the potty and then as soon as she’s on it act like an angel that didnt just try to poop all over herself.

I just walk away from the tantrums now. They’ll be aight.