13403179, When the wife and I stayed in Philly by the Italian market.
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Sep-10-20 06:50 PM
We’re walking around the block and this old Italian dude was in a HoverRound or whatever those motorized scooters are called. His knees didn’t bend 90 degrees so he always looked like he was about to stand up.. but he wasn’t.
Anyways.. he was having an argument with the gossipy Italian lady with the cigarette voice who was standing halfway outside her front door
Convo goes like this.. and remember this is Philly Italians with the hard accent.
Old Joe: I know you been talking shit about me. Everyone’s been telling me what you said
Lady: what are you talking about? who Joe? Who said it??
Old Joe: eh, everybody.. you know who, said you were talking shit!!!
Lady: who Joe? Who?
Old Joe: you know who.. talking that shit
Lady: WHO JOE? WHO!!!!!!!!?????
Old Joe: (long pause) ....BULLSHIT!!!!
..Then he road down the street in his HoverRound
To this day, when I reenact that shit my wife and I fall the fuck out.
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