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13402319, I’m talking about boneless chicken wings|
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Sep-02-20 03:48 PM
There are big things going on in the world: the pandemic, the upcoming election, massive protests against police brutality. But Lincoln, Nebraska's Ander Christensen wanted to talk with the city about something a bit less heavy...chicken wings.
"I go into nice family restaurants and see people throwing this name around and pretending as though everything is just fine," he told the city council. "I’m talking about boneless chicken wings."
Christensen argues boneless wings aren't wings at all. As a wing aficionado myself, I must agree. And let's get this out of the way: Christensen's argument is clearly a bit played for laughs, but his points remain convincing nonetheless.
"I propose that we as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts," he said. "These are our reasons why: Number one, nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken. We would be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts of meats, but then we go around pretending as though the breast of a chicken is its wing?"
He then added: "Number two: Boneless chicken wings are just chicken tenders, which are already boneless. I don't go to order boneless tacos. I don't go and order boneless club sandwiches. I don't ask for boneless auto repair. It's just what's expected."
The whole 2-minute video is worth a watch but particularly appreciated Christensen's suggestions for what we could call boneless chicken wings: "wet tenders... saucy nugs, or trash."
13402322, lol not gonna watch the video but yes|
Posted by mista k5, Wed Sep-02-20 03:56 PM
out of here with these "boneless" wings. there are some wing places that sell chicken strips that are worth ordering but if i want wings??? no nuggets will do.
13402330, trust me ... you should watch it if you can lol|
Posted by SuiteLady, Wed Sep-02-20 04:17 PM
13402365, You need to watch that video. |
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Sep-02-20 07:23 PM
13402400, okay i did|
Posted by mista k5, Thu Sep-03-20 09:59 AM
doesnt change my perspective but lol
im not sure what to think about dude revealing at the end that its his son.
to be honest before i clicked on it i thought it was going to be a chef.
13402404, Nah.. it was just hilarious to me|
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Sep-03-20 10:33 AM
The way he prefaced it like it was serious as hell had me rolling when he finally dropped the bombshell.
13402406, for sure|
Posted by mista k5, Thu Sep-03-20 10:55 AM
i think i got that from reading the transcript but seeing dude did add to it lol
especially when he stopped to address the person laughing.
13402339, I'm a huge fan of boneless ice cream.|
Posted by squeeg, Wed Sep-02-20 04:44 PM
Posted by handle, Wed Sep-02-20 05:50 PM
3 Stooges + Nice and Smooth
13402355, I'm glad they cleared that up.. |
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Wed Sep-02-20 05:56 PM
13402346, what about boneless ribs?|
Posted by luminous, Wed Sep-02-20 05:20 PM
13402366, I finally tried the McRib a few years back|
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Sep-02-20 07:25 PM
Shit was nasty af but the rib bone shape was hilarious.
13402411, conversely: pig wings|
Posted by lonesome_d, Thu Sep-03-20 11:27 AM
13402408, "not a breast, not a thigh, we talking about wings man!"|
Posted by ThaTruth, Thu Sep-03-20 11:10 AM
13402415, When someone started laughing off camera and he scolded them|
Posted by sectachrome86, Thu Sep-03-20 12:19 PM
13402755, ^ nm|
Posted by vik, Sun Sep-06-20 06:38 PM
13402746, language is important..."deboned" would be more accurate|
Posted by sosumi, Sun Sep-06-20 04:27 PM
for poultry and fish
13402783, RE: I’m talking about boneless chicken wings|
Posted by imperial, Mon Sep-07-20 11:35 AM
The funny thing is that dude looks vegan.
miserable niggas yo
cant let nobody have nothing
"god save the queen pip pip cheerio tea time princess di" ass niggas (c)white desus
13402792, Haha. Chicken nuggets.|
Posted by KiloMcG, Mon Sep-07-20 02:03 PM
when I've ever been with someone and they order boneless wings I would talk shit and call em chicken nuggets.