First it opens with his lover saying, what was it? "was it the whites or the niggers?"

like...uh, what?


Then when they actually started getting hot and heavy, I died laughing at amount of spit he managed to produce off the rip

It wasn't just *spitoo* it was...a lot of spit, like a lot of lot of spit.


and then...the weird biting Montrose was doing.