Max Rose's compact, jaw-forward profile they would get a full on tactical camo-boner. A cosplay eye-patch might throw the old guard into throes of ecstasy.

Speaking of fascism I haven't seen any convincing outrage on the left at homeland security goon squads being set loose in our leftist hellholes yet, other than AOC introducing a bill requiring them to first tell you what agency they are members of before they throw you into a (I guess freshly) marked van. I bet it's Barr that's behind the jackbootism, but the fact that you have a loose conglomarate of mayors as the loudest voice against a pretty frightening development just shows how complacent the party will remain as long as Trump's ratings decline by themselves.