We just got an email saying the building pool is opening back up, that the maximum occupancy in the pool is 8 folks (they for sure ain't gonna be able to enforce that) and that to follow social distancing guidelines they removed all the furniture (which had consisted of like smaller couches and lounge chairs and the like) and we should bring our own chairs and towels.

1) LOL I know there are gonna be hella office chairs up in the bitch ain't no one gonna order a real lounge chair lmao.

2) LOL at specifying bringing our own towels, we always had to supply our own so why would they think they had to specify that now?

3) I get it, you can't expect people to sanitize shared furniture after each use so I guess this was their only option but just the idea of walking all the way downstairs with a big ass lounge chair is cracking me up.