It’s going to be a bunch of accusations that are all explained thoroughly by Bernie in his typical style.

Biden will shit his pants on stage.. literally. I think dude might cry in the middle of one of his answers.

Bloomberg is going to try to sound normal but he ain’t normal.

Pete is going to pull out his Hagwart wand and try to do a magic trick. SC ain’t voting for some gay dude named Booty Gay. The hell type of football locker room name is that shit?

Warren will raise her hand and keep it there. She got heart but it’s too late.

Amy is cooked. She might swing on Pete tonight before she calls it quits.

Tom... he’s going to hurt the Bloomberg and Biden Black vote because dude has been spending in the Carolinas for months. He’s Bloomberg with a real heart.

Tulsi? She’s Rick Santorum in a dress. Just hanging out in the primaries because she FA’s no home to go back to.

SC primary.

Biden wins but still loses because Bernie is a close second and expands his delegate lead on Booty and the bunch.