13367194, We're going to miss the time when they bothered to lie to us
Posted by Walleye, Fri Feb-14-20 11:01 AM
I'll be sitting in my easy chair, slowly whiling away my declining years, and consecutive campaign commercials for the 2028 general election will air on TaskRabbit's new streaming platform.
In the first, Eric Trump casually leans out the window of a Ford F-150 to lay out the nutritional benefits of his "turn the homeless into gravy" platform. In the second, Donald Trump Jr. proudly announces his five point plan to annex Saskatchewan and turn it into a ranch to hunt the deadliest prey, high school librarians. Both ads share the same campaign slogan: What the fuck are you gonna do about it?
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