I was at my girlfriends apartment and left to head home at around 11:30. I go out to the parking lot and my car isn't there. We find out it got towed. My girl said "oh....yeah....I forgot that you need a sticker to park there". I've been parking there several times a week for almost a year. There were tons of open parking spots.

So I had to get a lyft all the fucking way into Denver 30 mins away. $22. Then pay the towing extortionist theives $320 to get my car back. Finally home at 1:30 AM.

I get in bed and tell siri to turn off my alarm for the morning because I wanted to sleep in after staying up late. She said "okay, I've turned on all of your alarms for tomorrow."

Then I'm like, I need a beer. So I head down to the fridge. My dog follows me down and proceeds to barf all over the floor.

It was so fucked up for no reason it just feels like it had to have been a dream.